joke thread

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[roguejuror]

Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?

Because it says no trespassing

 

[rjt721]

What do you call a Mexican on the moon?

A problem.

What do you call all Mexicans on the moon?

Problem solved.

This is the leader so far.

 

[fiveteamer]

Why are there only two pallbearers at a nigger's funeral?

A trashcan only has two handles.


lol?

 

[tullamore]

Why are there only two pallbearers at a nigger's funeral?

A trashcan only has two handles.


lol?

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

 

[fiveteamer]

I don't get it.

But I hate niggers too.

 

[roguejuror]

I don't get it.

But I hate niggers too.

i still think you should fuck one

 

[fiveteamer]

This one was in the bag until Matty talked me out of it.

Unreal Matty.

 

[roguejuror]

what the hell matty :madd:

 

[rjt721]

Matty is selfish

 

[fiveteamer]

How do I upload pictures...

 

[Tron]

Why are Mexicans so short?

When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

A guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife." answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

 

[mcbaseball10]

I lol'ed at both recent additions. Daft has a Rolodex of mexican jokes it seems (not that there is anything wrong with that).

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."

 

[roguejuror]

monkey im sure you've heard a million jokes at the poker tables

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Definitely, RJ.

 

[Matty]

-Mom, is it true that I was born in a cabbage patch?
-Why of course.
-And my sister was born in a rose?
-Absolutely!
-So, you always fuck in the garden?