Had some bacon and then wanted more bacon a little later so

[Matty]

Pics or ban. You know the routine, son.

.

Fokken dilemma Daffy.

 

[kato]

cute matty

decisions, decisions

 

[Tron]

.

Fokken dilemma Daffy.

Cute face but I'm concerned about FTS (Floppy Tits Syndrome). Matty, can we confirm that she does not suffer from this condition?

 

[Matty]

Small but firm Daffy, small but firm. Great legs.

 

[Tron]

Small but firm totally works. It's no longer a dilemma.

 

[kato]

perky fun time

 

[betplom]

Small but firm Daffy, small but firm. Great legs.

Good talk, mon ami.
Pal.

 

[Matty]

And then there's Mara, who may or may not be willing to have casual sex without me needing to rough her up, which I'm not into. And then there's the harpist on the 3rd floor. And then there's that admin. assistant at work who stops by my desk every fokken day to shoot the shit.

Daffy except for Mara all these girls are in their late 20's/early 30's and they're looking for a fokken sperm bank/husband. Daffy I feel like I just started my 20's, I'm in the mood to be really stupid but I'm not big enough an asshole to pretend to be boyfriend/husband material. Cause, well, I'm really not.

Daffy I need a plan. Things are about to blow up. I wish I was bragging but I'm not. I'm truly confused by the sudden attention.

 

[Matty]

Small but firm totally works. It's no longer a dilemma.

I was afraid you was gonna say that.

Live a little, they say. I can always give out handjobs to cover her half of the rent.

 

[kato]

And then there's Mara, who may or may not be willing to have casual sex without me needing to rough her up, which I'm not into. And then there's the harpist on the 3rd floor. And then there's that admin. assistant at work who stops by my desk every fokken day to shoot the shit.

Daffy except for Mara all these girls are in their late 20's/early 30's and they're looking for a fokken sperm bank/husband. Daffy I feel like I just started my 20's, I'm in the mood to be really stupid but I'm not big enough an asshole to pretend to be boyfriend/husband material. Cause, well, I'm really not.

Daffy I need a plan. Things are about to blow up. I wish I was bragging but I'm not. I'm truly confused by the sudden attention.

daft, help matty please

 

[Matty]

Yes please. I trust your ability to navigate a sea of pussy, that is right until you doze off at the wheel with your zipper undone and strange lipstick marks on MiniDaffy.

 

[Matty]

Hmmm, bacon.

 

[kato]

i almost stopped posting for the rest of 2010 after the limp bacon comment

 

[Tron]

I hate when Matty does this thing where I don't know if he's being serious (AKA, The Jello).

Matty, if we're going to come up with an action plan we need to A) sober up and B) get serious cause THE SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

 

[Matty]

I'm not drunk Daffy. 100% serious. The MiniDaffy comment was thrown in for comic effect.

 

[Matty]

Daffy common one time. Daffy I'm putty in your hands.

 

[Teela]

Matty is limp bacon in Daft's hands. Awesome.

 

[stevek173]

Eh heh eh eh shit.

U guys r awesome ane I love u. I am on work today. Will be tough.