Had some bacon and then wanted more bacon a little later so

[Oksana]

I miss good bacon. Ironically most of the bacon here is Canadian bacon and I can't stand it.

Skinny, crispy strips of bacon drizzled with maple syrup for me.

 

[betplom]

Thick cut, smoked. I do agree on the impotance.

Limp bacon?

 

[Matty]

Not suitable for Reader's Digest Plommer, congrats.

 

[betplom]

Matty, no fukkin way that broad is 180lbs, no way.

 

[Matty]

I swear Plommer, she's huge. That photo is taken at the exact angle that makes all the bloat disappear. I'd like to compare the size of her thighs to a common object but I can't think of anything. Think 1.5x the size of a basketball.

 

[Swarmy]

swarmy are you wayne paltakowski from facebook? God I hated that guy.

How could you hate that guy!! He's awesome!

 

[Fu Manchu]

swarmy are you wayne paltakowski from facebook? God I hated that guy.

fivey where did your facebook go, by the way?

 

[Tron]

I'm definitely in the super crispy bacon camp. I won't touch bacon if it's rubbery. I mean, I eat bacon like 4 times a year so it better be perfectly crispy when I do decide to eat it.

 

[betplom]

I'm definitely in the super crispy bacon camp. I won't touch bacon if it's rubbery. I mean, I eat bacon like 4 times a year so it better be perfectly crispy when I do decide to eat it.

Daft, I wonder if there is a correlation between the preference of crispy or limp bacon and sexual activity.

You sir get lots of pussy (you handsome cunt) and prefer the crispy kind of bacon, Wal66 prefers his bacon limp and gets very little pussaay.

I think there may be a lesson here, pal.

 

[Fu Manchu]

 

[betplom]

Fischaaaay!

I know you too are a handsome motherfucker and get lots of tail, I don't even have to ask pal, I know you like crispy bacon.

 

[Fu Manchu]

i like it crispy when im sober, but once ive had a few drinks iin me i prefer it limp. like right now, definitely limp.

 

[Matty]

Plommer do you work for an airline?

 

[betplom]

Plommer do you work for an airline?

no, Matty I am off the grid pal.

I am part of a sub-culture that does what it needs to do for survival.

I could tell you more but if I did I'd have to kill you afterwards.

for your own safety I'll not say anything further.

 

[Matty]

Good talk.

Plommer how long you gonna keep my bovine of a date as your avatar?

 

[betplom]

Good talk.

Plommer how long you gonna keep my bovine of a date as your avatar?

I will change avatars once you start a new thread notifying us that you have broken your 0fer Toronto streak of no sex.

 

[Matty]

I could go in my roomie's room and end the streak RIGHT NOW. No shit.

Why I don't is a complex topic. Well ok, no, I'm just a homo.

 

[betplom]

I could go in my roomie's room and end the streak RIGHT NOW. No shit.

fokken liar!

PS: You're talking about rape, right?