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Daft, I wonder if there is a correlation between the preference of crispy or limp bacon and sexual activity.

You sir get lots of pussy (you handsome cunt) and prefer the crispy kind of bacon, Wal66 prefers his bacon limp and gets very little pussaay.

I think there may be a lesson here, pal.
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This was a funny post and it was made even funnier because it's late at night and you don't post late at night very often. Plommer, please tell us why you're posting so late tonight.
 
Sweet consensual sex plommer.

I need my roommate to remain a roommate. She makes decent money and is super quiet.

She's also got a tight skinny body and she's into me. But Plommer if I bang her I can't ever bring another girl in the place.

Fokken dilemma Plommer.
 
Daft
This was a funny post and it was made even funnier because it's late at night and you don't post late at night very often. Plommer, please tell us why you're posting so late tonight.
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Daft, only lately have I not been posting at night, in the past I have been up posting in the wee hours of the morning, pal.

I'm up late tonight as I am in a motel and bored.

I'm watching Edmonton at San Jose online.
Matty
Sweet consensual sex plommer.

I need my roommate to remain a roommate. She makes decent money and is super quiet.

She's also got a tight skinny body and she's into me. But Plommer if I bang her I can't ever bring another girl in the place.

Fokken dilemma Plommer.
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A bird in the hand, pal.

Matty common, she makes good money and is super quiet? You should marry her.
Don't be stupid.

PS: If you get bored of her once you tie the knot just ask Daft for some advice on how to make it interesting.
 
Matty
Why I don't is a complex topic. Well ok, no, I'm just a homo.
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oWow, I fucking knew it. Matty, I knew you were one of those ultra horny straight guys that acts gay to ease the pain that your ultra-hetero horniness casts down upon you.

I have no idea what I just typed but it seemed to flow nicely as I was typing it.
 
Yeah Daffy, that made no sense. I just used to be a shy guy. Now I'm not so shy anymore and I get myself into new situations that I've never dealt with. Daffy I'm 32 going on 22.

Daffy would you fuck the roommate that you'd like to keep as a roommate? Daffy the rent is expensive and I lucked out on finding someone like her. But Daffy I wanna fok her and I can.
 
Ok, the picture is getting clearer.You were the shy guy that missed out on all the fun but you're smart enough to realize that you can still catch up on all the filthyness you missed out on and you're killing everything that's above a 4 on the 10 scale just because you're fed up with missing out on fun.

Matty, I like this action plan. Call me after 1:00 PM tommorow so we can discuss this in further detail.
 
Daft
Ok, the picture is getting clearer.You were the shy guy that missed out on all the fun but you're smart enough to realize that you can still catch up on all the filthyness you missed out on and you're killing everything that's above a 4 on the 10 scale just because you're fed up with missing out on fun.

Matty, I like this action plan. Call me after 1:00 PM tommorow so we can discuss this in further detail.
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Pretty much spot-on Daffy. Daffy this is a bit overwhelming right now.
 
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