Got pulled over for not wearing a seat belt

[Tron]

If the costs of one of you knuckleheads dying from not having a seat belt on wasn't passed on to me I wouldn't give a fuck what you did.

Go jump in the polar bear exhibit and see if I give a shit.

 

[Saulty]

Well if the seat belt is the problem you can get back at the cops by removing the bumpers from your car and the air bags to show them you are not afraid to die!

 

[MrMonkey]

Look, I never said it's smart to not wear a seat belt. Sure, it's stupid not wearing one, I get it. My gripe is getting pulled over solely for not having my seat belt on. That's chicken shit.

Exacty! No harm, no foul!

 

[rjt721]

Gaymelive... Home of the world's most responsible drivers.

I'm sure none of you guys drive over the speed limit. Speeding kills, not only putting yourself in danger, but also the well-being of other drivers on the road.

 

[Matty]

I speed pretty much 100% of the time. You won't see me bitch when I get a ticket.

Last I got 2 weeks ago, I was going well over 150 and the cop reduced it to 130 cause he felt bad for me.

 

[Matty]

Them be kilometres per hour.

 

[betplom]

Them be kilometres per hour.

exactly, keep it simple for the Yanks.

 

[rjt721]

What are kilometers?

You guys probably weigh yourself in kilograms. Unreal.

 

[betplom]

What are kilometers?

You guys probably weigh yourself in kilograms. Unreal.

cocaine is measured in kilos, pal.

 

[Matty]

cocaine is measured in kilos, pal.

Get me some plomberg.

 

[betplom]

Get me some plomberg.

Yeah, after stiffing me on the meet & greet.

 

[reno cool]

Them be kilometres per hour.

whew, I hope so, it's still like 95 miles. It'd better be an open highway.

 

[Matty]

Sure.

 

[roguejuror]

Yeah, after stiffing me on the meet & greet.

Matty did this?

Edit nevermind

 

[tullamore]

You guys who wear seat belts, do you always wear condoms?

 

[Tron]

You guys who wear seat belts, do you always wear condoms?

 

[Matty]

You guys who wear seat belts, do you always wear condoms?

 

[Bay Bud]

i simply think many of y'all are living in some dream world. you want the government to provide you with health care, education, great job opportunities, roads to drive on, fire and police protection, etc, yet you don't think the same government has any rights to dictate how fast you should be driving on those roads or whether or not you wear a seat belt. no doubt when you were growing up, you expected your parents to feed you, clothe you, buy you all the latest and coolest gadget and toys, give you money to go to movies or concerts, and yet didn't feel you should have to obey your parents' rules.