Got pulled over for not wearing a seat belt

[FreeFall]

You guys who wear seat belts, do you always wear condoms?

I do about 80% of the time, but I always pull the rip cord on my chute

 

[MrMonkey]

a day before my accident

Let me rephrase the question or better yet ............RJ, qu da no su cumpleaos cada en, mes y da?

 

[Matty]

MrM where did you learn Mexican anyway?

 

[MrMonkey]

MrM where did you learn Mexican anyway?

Self taught myself!

 

[roguejuror]

This is how he learned when we went to Atlantic City.

 

[betplom]

Self taught myself!

You learned it to impress the broads right?

I'll bet you speak Spanish to Mrs M to get her horny, don't you?

Well played, Lopez.

 

[MrMonkey]

:

 

[roguejuror]

I think mister monkey was bullshiting us and he's really puerto rican.

 

[roguejuror]

Ever since I saw BB post in this thread I have worn the seat belt every time. Not so much cause of what he posted but it got me thinking. He is this big beautiful old man, will I ever reach his age, see the stuff he has seen, enjoy a drink like he does, appreciate the critters. All the little stuff like that, damn.

I guess I want to plant a lemon tree too.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

cocaine is measured in kilos, pal.

i'd kill for that much blow

 

[Bay Bud]

good stuff, rj. i learned my lesson from my cuban brother-in-law, good to know that lesson has been passed on to someone else.