Ask Mudcat A Question

[Hawk]

Mudcat, did you ever get around to taking a pic of your filthy neighbour so you could show us how disgustingly flithy she is?

 

[Mudcat]

You know what? I didn't. But with the improving weather, I should have more opportunities as she will be walking around outside more.

You know what would help? If you were here more. Like I'm sure I've seen her and had the opportunity but I've figgered, "What's the point sneaking a pic? Hawk is never around to see it."

Know what I'm saying?

 

[Bread]

Thoughts on Young MC?

 

[Hawk]

Mudcat, please do. I will never forget that.

At least she's still around for the opportunity. How would you feel right now if she had moved over the winter, unable to provide me a glimmer of hope?

 

[Mudcat]

I had another unbelievably-bad-odor-in-the-stairwell incident with her not too long ago. OMFG.

I'll try to keep more on my toes and see about a pic - but you need to keep an eye open for it here.

 

[Mudcat]

Thoughts on Young MC?

My first thought was I am not sure I know who that is so I have to google it.

Upon googling it, my thought was, no, I didn't know who that was.

Final thought for the time being: he is not all that young. He was born in 1967. If you are going to give yourself a name like that, you need to be good and sure you are not going to age.

 

[wal66]

Muddy, if you weren't you but could be anyone past or present who would you be?

 

[Cougar Bait]

If you had to fuck a Golden Girl who would it be and why?

Let's assume they are all living and it's like 1989 or something.

 

[Hawk]

I had another unbelievably-bad-odor-in-the-stairwell incident with her not too long ago. OMFG.

I'll try to keep more on my toes and see about a pic - but you need to keep an eye open for it here.

I'll be around :

 

[Archie]

BE SURE TO STICK AROUND HAWKER



Mudcat what do you own an aloe vera plant or a cactus? or any vegetation inside of your abode?

 

[roguejuror]

Tomato or potato?

 

[betplom]

If you had to fuck a Golden Girl who would it be and why?

Let's assume they are all living and it's like 1989 or something.

I think he would fuck them all.

Why not?

 

[Rubyn]

Muddy, now that the weather is improving, do you anticipate any potential biking mishaps?

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy, if you weren't you but could be anyone past or present who would you be?

This question has come up quite a few times before and I stand by the same answer I have given for years.

Bernie Taupin.

In case you don't know, Bernie Taupin is the guy who wrote the lyrics for most of Elton John's music for decades. He is incredibly rich, he does music for a living and he doesn't have to deal with the hassle of extreme fame.

Sounds mighty good to me.

 

[Archie]

Muddy give us a little glimpse at your life today....


give us a rough sched of what you did, where you went, who you saw, what you said, when you pooped, when you wagered.....

you know that sorta thing

 

[Rubyn]

This question has come up quite a few times before and I stand by the same answer I have given for years.

Bernie Taupin.

In case you don't know, Bernie Taupin is the guy who wrote the lyrics for most of Elton John's music for decades. He is incredibly rich, he does music for a living and he doesn't have to deal with the hassle of extreme fame.

Sounds mighty good to me.

Minus the gay stuff, right Mudday?

 

[Mudcat]

If you had to fuck a Golden Girl who would it be and why?

Let's assume they are all living and it's like 1989 or something.

Well if we are saying they have to be living . . .



No but seriously man, easy call for me: Betty White.

While I give Bea Arthur credit for having very good comic timing and style, there is just nothing sexual about her. She's a man. The old broad is a no go. Too far gone by 1989. Rue McLanahan would be my second choice but she never did anything much for me.

Betty White was still cute IMO. Bit of a Helen Mirren effect with Betty White at that time. I could see tapping that.

 

[Bread]

Muddy, if our old pal Mr X was still posting here, what question do you think he would have for you?