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Anyone have or know about Keurigs?

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The Tassimo sitting beside my desk at work needs a lot more than one button pressed. Maybe it's just the specific beverages that Harmony has brought in for it, but each cup requires that you load one "cartridge" of stuff - then one button press - then an optional second button press (which I find necessary) - then you replace the cartridge with a milk cartridge - and then that has a first and second button press.

Each second press is a press-and-hold (through trial and error you determine the optimal hold time).

No simple thing.
 
Well, you need to load the Keurig too, don't you? Then it's just a press of the button, for like half a second.

The extra steps are for faggy drinks. When you make good old coffee, it's disc in, press button, done.

Old people and technology. *eyeroll*
 
Well, you need to load the Keurig too, don't you? Then it's just a press of the button, for like half a second.

The extra steps are for faggy drinks. When you make good old coffee, it's disc in, press button, done.

Old people and technology. *eyeroll*


You should go to YouTube and see some of the tutorials that the Tassimo people themselves have set up on the proper use of their equipment. Makes the 6+ step process I just described seem like child's play.

I mean they're drizzling stuff on stuff and doing shit with, like, tongue depressors to assure even spreading and distribution of whatnot.

It makes a performance by Cirque de Soleil seem casual.