Hooligans Sportsbook

Anatomy Of A Relationship Through GL Eyes

  • Start date •
  • Replies
    356 Replies •
  • Views 12,700 Views
Follow
Casper you don't date waitresses you only fuck them. And it always ends bad. If you want to get your noodle wet go for it.

I fucked a semi lesbian bartender 2 weeks ago, this chick is nuts. She was engaged to a double breasted mattress thrasher, it ended when her fianc was found in bed with another chick and a 60 yr old dude who owns some car dealership. Anyway tonight she is bartending and who is at bar her ex finance, the 60 yr dude, her new boy toy and my ex wife. And she text me she is gonna try and take my ex wife home. I need a new career, fucking drama for days. But many opportunities yo get your noodle wet.
 
tullamore
I fucked a semi lesbian bartender 2 weeks ago, this chick is nuts. She was engaged to a double breasted mattress thrasher, it ended when her fianc was found in bed with another chick and a 60 yr old dude who owns some car dealership. Anyway tonight she is bartending and who is at bar her ex finance, the 60 yr dude, her new boy toy and my ex wife. And she text me she is gonna try and take my ex wife home. I need a new career, fucking drama for days. But many opportunities yo get your noodle wet.
Click to expand...


:lol:

Very nice Tullayyyyyyyyyy :bowdown:
 
Yeah Tull we want more! that is a pretty fucked story though, I'd say awesome in its bizarreness but I think that shit would piss me off.

Casp they both look chill, Danielle is looking like a Maxim centerfold, gl either way please keep us posted.
 
Spent the night at Danielle's house watching "Her". Slept on the couch. Had a great time. Jackie got home at 2AM and was surprised to see me there.

I'm really leaning towards waiting out her fate with her boyfriend. Love the time I spend with her.
 
If I were her boyfriend I would HATE you so fucking bad right now. HATE. Casper I don't see this one being the keeper type from what I have seen, party girl. I'd get the boyfriend out of the picture, then start ignoring her and maybe she will love you forever.Just make sure to toss her a little something every once in awhile to keep her motivated maybe "why don't you take an extra 5 on lunch break today you look winded" works every time. Nice work so far but you sound FRIEND ZONED, my friend.

Also Tron was WAY off about that movie, good flick. Remember I said this CASP Tron is either right on point (which he often is) or way off, no in between, ever. :boxcleanersdaddy:
 
Bacon, thank you pal. I had the "friend zone" talk last night. Made it clear that I respect her current situation and I will stay in the background on all matters romantic. That said, I told her that I didn't want to become her big brother. She said "trust me, you don't have to worry about that". I took that quote as a good thing.
 
Casperwaits
She said "trust me, you don't have to worry about that". I took that quote as a good thing.
Click to expand...

hmmm

magic 8-ball, was that woman's statement a good thing?

14.gif
 
Machu this is not about your stolen bong. We all had things like that happen in our younger years, bacon had a sleeping bag (how the FUCK does that happen) and his best crafted pipe stolen.

This is about love. Love our brother and encourage him to find love. I do think if she wanted to be clear a blowjob would have been suitable at that very moment, but some like to speak in ambiguity, especially young girls who hate their boyfriend and are hanging out with their bosses.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.