Xmas 2014

[Saulty]

You know what I love? Girls.

Well I do too. Mine are precious.

 

[mrquincy]

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

lololol

 

[bacon]

 

[Cougar Bait]

 

[mrquincy]

We need to figure out how to make this a card ASAP... Kickstarter?

 

[housepicks]

Fuck Xmas


Keep Christ in Christmas.


Fokkin bastard.

 

[Mudcat]

Simply Have a Wonderful Christmastime

---> it's on the shit list

 

[bacon]

Should have been Xmastime then it'd be good

 

[Badnina]

 

[Mudcat]

It's Madonna doing the version of Santa Baby that I hate so much. I was bitching about it to a girl here - how Santa Baby is on my shit list - and she said maybe it's Madonna - and I poo poo'd it saying it sounded like it was from the 50's or something.

But it's Madonna. I guess she's purposely going for a throwback Marilyn/Betty-Boop thing. Probably just to piss me off.

I also mentioned my special hatred of Kelly Clarkson, Underneath the Tree - but this girl really likes that one.

She is also a Taylor Swift fan.



Probably best to avoid discussions of music with her going forward.

 

[Mudcat]

Bit depressed this week tho. Possibly Xmas related.

 

[roguejuror]

who you? muddy dont get depressed

 

[Mudcat]

I sometimes change the lyrics to songs and stupid Xmas songs are no exception

It's the holiday season
With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock
And don't forget to hang up your sock

Except I sing it

It's the holiday season
With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock
And don't forget to whip out your cock


I don't like to be vulgar but I feel I have no choice in that case.

 

[bacon]

do you coworkers know what a sick fuck you are?

 

[Mudcat]

Been feeling a bit subdued with the holiday season and suddenly it occurs to me: short fokken work week coming up. Like really short.

Noice.

 

[Mudcat]

Everybody just enjoy fucking Xmas or I will have a couple of big guys come beat the shit out of you.