Would You Rather

[Vegas Dave]

I do want Sofia over Sydney, but vagina stuffing is pretty obscene. I'll have to sleep on this one.

Caspy, glad you took the Shorty/Steve retirement route and only left for 5.5 mins 👍

 

[Boner_18]

I don't really like either stuffing or cranberry sauce. I never liked them growing up and think they're "meh" at best now.

So change it to dinner rolls out of Javier Bardems asshole and mashed potatoes off of Tom Hollands toes and I'll take the foot job from Spiderman.

 

[Archie]

who made they potatoes toes though?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Would You Rather

Listen to Xmas music in a padded room alone for 12 hours or listen to Death Metal at high volume in a room full of Mormons.

 

[Tron]

Christmas music alone

 

[roguejuror]

Are the Mormon sisters?

 

[betplom]

he didn't like that his mom was "seeing" a younger guy, big boy too the guy looked like Vlad Guerrero Jr, rugged looking I guess I looked younger than him, I tattletale on him to his mother

I suspect he'd hate to learn she had little rougie in her mouth more than once

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Are the Mormon sisters?

A mix lol

 

[Archie]

if you could pick any five liquids to shoot out of your thumb and 4 left hand fingers on demand for rest of your life, which 5 are you picking?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

if you could pick any five liquids to shoot out of your thumb and 4 left hand fingers on demand for rest of your life, which 5 are you picking?

Gold
Guinness
Oil
Water
Coffee

 

[Vegas Dave]

Gold
Guinness
Oil
Water
Coffee

Damn coffee finger with no creamer finger is brutal 😂

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Damn coffee finger with no creamer finger is brutal 😂

My dick produces the cream

 

[Matty]

if you could pick any five liquids to shoot out of your thumb and 4 left hand fingers on demand for rest of your life, which 5 are you picking?

Maker's Mark
Lagavulin 16
Tim Hortons Double Double
High protein, low sugar chocolate milk
That non-fizzy orange McDonald's drink they used to serve during track competitions in school

 

[Vegas Dave]

My dick produces the cream

I enjoy hazelnut creamer, not sure how I feel about Caspernut.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Maker's Mark
Lagavulin 16
Tim Hortons Double Double
High protein, low sugar chocolate milk
That non-fizzy orange McDonald's drink they used to serve during track competitions in school

Fairlife Nutrition Plan will do the trick here! It's so damn good.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Okay to get caught up,

Sydney (Even though Sofia is more my type, both the eating and "treat" at the end are less work for me here)

Xmas music alone (seems like a good tine to reflect)

5 fingers:
Scorpion Venom (apprently worth $39m per gallon AND doubles as a nice self defense mechanism)
Evian Water (GOAT water)
Diet Coke (GOAT soda)
Vanilla Fairlife Protein (Gotta get my protein in)
Premium Gasoline (Fuck you gas stations)

 

[Matty]

Fairlife Nutrition Plan will do the trick here! It's so damn good.

I have their regular one at work. 👌

 

[Dingo]

Finger 1 hydrochloric acid (weaponized finger)
Finger 2 Oil (for fuel and cash cow)
Finger 3 sriracha ( cause I put that shit on everything)
Finger 4 water (to drink and wash in)
Finger 5 Lube ( for all the good fucking I will be getting cause of my freakish fingers)