Would You Rather

[Dingo]

Deserted island,would know everything is out to get you.In prison you might get complacent and trust someone and that would be you’re downfall.Is the cafeteria,Vegan?

 

[Boner_18]

Prison.

 

[tullamore]

Send me to the island. County jail sucked balls I can’t imagine maximum security. Hopefully I get a nice swim in near a waterfall before I get eaten.

 

[Boner_18]

If you select the deserted island you better hope you get eaten. No one here is surviving that shit and starving to death is no joke. Maybe Matty has enough in fat reserves.

 

[Shortstop]

Wow !!

This is getting deep ..

 

[Shortstop]

Prison ..

I’m dying in 2 years, correct ??

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Prison ..

I’m dying in 2 years, correct ??

Yepper

 

[Shortstop]

Prison, Without A Doubt ..

 

[Vegas Dave]

Okay guys…

Would you rather spend your final 2 years of life on a deserted island inhabited with man eating animals or in a maximum security prison in Wisconsin

Much harder one.

My first impulse was deserted island... like Boner said, not gonna survive, BUT my numbered days could be enjoyed on a private beach... sounds amazing.

Prison though I'd have time to maybe write some books or something, a lot could be accomplished in two years.

...but then, I don't care about legacy, oblivion awaits us all anyway. I'll enjoy the beach life for as long as I can before starving/getting eaten.

 

[stevek]

Rogie you look great buddy!

Much love.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Good morning you loveable fucks.

Coffee Thought.

Would you rather find out your loved one was doing Only Fans, making a buttload of cash and not sharing a single penny w you or you find out she’s a high priced call girl who engages in safe sex once a month and half her profits have gone to help support the family?

 

[roguejuror]

In Prison you can find love

 

[Matty]

My brain plays mundane versions of Sophie’s Choice constantly.

This morning I asked myself…

Would I rather be a vegan for the rest of my life for $100,000 a year or eat anything I wanted, and be sent the finest steaks from Peter Luger once a week for free?

Which way you going guys?

C'mon. There's plenty of great vegan food. Everyone would take the fokkin money.

 

[roguejuror]

Rogie you look great buddy!

Much love.

Thanks, it's all the herons I eat, that's why I can't be a vegan

 

[Matty]

Okay guys…

Would you rather spend your final 2 years of life on a deserted island inhabited with man eating animals or in a maximum security prison in Wisconsin

Do I have time to build a hut before the animals start roaming the land, Minecraft style?

Why are they my final 2 years? Do I have cancer or am I just oldballs? If I'm just old give me prison, prolly no one wants to have buttsecks with me.

Prison and a stash of classic literature and I'm set.

 

[Matty]

No one here is surviving that shit and starving to death is no joke. Maybe Matty has enough in fat reserves.

Well played Beaune-Beaune

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Do I have time to build a hut before the animals start roaming the land, Minecraft style?

Why are they my final 2 years? Do I have cancer or am I just oldballs? If I'm just old give me prison, prolly no one wants to have buttsecks with me.

Prison and a stash of classic literature and I'm set.

Yes you would be old.

 

[kato]

i would like to say deserted island. kill the animals, make shit happen. have a volleyball as my friend.

prison with out rape or being a wet nurse is kato's answer

but my gut feel is to cop out and suicide old man kato. it is honorable.