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kato
i would like to say deserted island. kill the animals, make shit happen. have a volleyball as my friend.

prison with out rape or being a wet nurse is kato's answer

but my gut feel is to cop out and suicide old man kato. it is honorable.
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Your choice is deserted island then. Enjoy a day on the beach before putting kato down. Max security prison you'll have to hang yourself with your underwear without detection or some nonsense.
 
Matty
Do I have time to build a hut before the animals start roaming the land, Minecraft style?

Why are they my final 2 years? Do I have cancer or am I just oldballs? If I'm just old give me prison, prolly no one wants to have buttsecks with me.

Prison and a stash of classic literature and I'm set.
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Old Matty would still be a snack I bet!
 
Vegas Dave
Maybe you can post a GIF of your meat so we can decide for ourselves? (Sorry @CASPERWAIT$ )
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We already know @Matty has the Peter Luger of man meat.

I’m fine rolling out my White Castle.

They say it’s not always the grade of the meat, it’s how many people enjoy it at very late hours drunk.
 
CASPERWAIT$
Good morning you loveable fucks.

Coffee Thought.

Would you rather find out your loved one was doing Only Fans, making a buttload of cash and not sharing a single penny w you or you find out she’s a high priced call girl who engages in safe sex once a month and half her profits have gone to help support the family?
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Define loved one? Like my mother?

loved one
noun
: a person one loves and especially a member of one's family
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CASPERWAIT$
For the love of God.

The answer is no, not your mother.

That would only work in parts of West Virginia.
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The problem with that one is they are both clear dealbreakers, so not a super fun hypothetical. I mean not worth deep thinking on which is worse when result of both is exactly the same (we are breaking up/divorcing).

So for the sake of respecting your game, I'd say I'd prefer she was doing the OF. If the goal was to stay with her, I'd actually prefer the escorting, as at least in that scenario she was being selfless and "doing it for the team" vs. hoarding the money in a secret account for herself.

But since we're breaking up either way, I'd prefer not finding out she's been with a ton of other dudes.
 
Vegas Dave
The problem with that one is they are both clear dealbreakers, so not a super fun hypothetical. I mean not worth deep thinking on which is worse when result of both is exactly the same (we are breaking up/divorcing).

So for the sake of respecting your game, I'd say I'd prefer she was doing the OF. If the goal was to stay with her, I'd actually prefer the escorting, as at least in that scenario she was being selfless and "doing it for the team" vs. hoarding the money in a secret account for herself.

But since we're breaking up either way, I'd prefer not finding out she's been with a ton of other dudes.
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Damn you and your sensitive sane and logistical side VD lol
 
Good Saturday Morning you demons.

DoorDash time!!

Okay…would you rather watch WKRP In Cincinnati for 24 straight hours or The English Patient 6 times consecutively for $1000?

You also can’t passively watch. You must be focused on the TV the entire time
 
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