Welcome to Gamelive, MonkeyFOcker Version 2.0

[roguejuror]

yes plommer I'll be your wingman

It'll be a pleasure to DP a girl with you (and wally), im not kidding

 

[betplom]

yes plommer I'll be your wingman

It'll be a pleasure to DP a girl with you (and wally), im not kidding

Just to clarify, plommer has dibs on the pussy in any dp situation.

mrs durito will go to the stripper bar with you. i will stay home and watch netflix

Do Colombian ladies kiss other girls?

 

[roguejuror]

deal, my only request is we go for a double facial and then high five

 

[betplom]

deal, my only request is we go for a double facial and then high five

Juror, I'm not so sure about the dp thing, I have never been in the same room with an erect penis that wasn't mine.

You think we can find a chick that will allow a facial?

 

[roguejuror]

For sure.

 

[RayRay]

im fairly certain that any girl who is interested in getting DP'd, wont have any problems with a double facial as well...jus sayin

 

[betplom]

im fairly certain that any girl who is interested in getting DP'd, wont have any problems with a double facial as well...jus sayin

Excellent point.

Ray, you're not a cop are you?

 

[Blitty]

yes plommer I'll be your wingman

It'll be a pleasure to DP a girl with you (and wally), im not kidding

Trust me, he's not kidding.

 

[betplom]

Trust me, he's not kidding.

Vids or ban, pal.

 

[roguejuror]

Trust me, he's not kidding.

 

[RayRay]

nah, im not bacon...have some very good buddies on the force though...always a few bad cops that give an entire precinct a bad name

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

To think I called Bread a genius today too.

Yeah. Pretty sad showing. Even for him.

 

[Hawk]

I only started disliking cops after I was handcuffed and punched in the face and stomach by a couple of Peel Regional cops years ago.

They were tough alright. Charges were reduced the day of my trial as they did not want to testify in court when my lawyer asked about my treatment while in custody.

What was I charged with? "Causing a disturbance" - a very minor charge, reduced to trespassing (non criminal) and received a $50 fine.

Beaten while cuffed? That's low, even for a dirty cop's standards. Plus if there are witnesses it's tough to use the resisting arrest angle.

I was a spectator when the cops finally caught a guy who had been robbing pharmacies at gunpoint in the city. He was taken down while trying to get away from his latest robbery, from car to the ground, where he took several shots to the face, gave blood to the pavement via his mouth. Cop said "you like scaring old ladies" or "you like pointing guns at old ladies", something like that. That was the justification for the beating while he was pretty much subdued. THEN he was cuffed.

 

[Tron]

I was a spectator when the cops finally caught a guy who had been robbing pharmacies at gunpoint in the city. He was taken down while trying to get away from his latest robbery, from car to the ground, where he took several shots to the face, gave blood to the pavement via his mouth. Cop said "you like scaring old ladies" or "you like pointing guns at old ladies", something like that. That was the justification for the beating while he was pretty much subdued. THEN he was cuffed.

I hate that I'm getting sucked back into this thread but would you feel the same way if it was your grandmother that had a gun put in her face while she was earning a buck working at a pharmacy?

 

[Bread]

Beaten while cuffed? That's low, even for a dirty cop's standards. Plus if there are witnesses it's tough to use the resisting arrest angle.

I was a spectator when the cops finally caught a guy who had been robbing pharmacies at gunpoint in the city. He was taken down while trying to get away from his latest robbery, from car to the ground, where he took several shots to the face, gave blood to the pavement via his mouth. Cop said "you like scaring old ladies" or "you like pointing guns at old ladies", something like that. That was the justification for the beating while he was pretty much subdued. THEN he was cuffed.

I see zero problem with this.

Stop being such a pussy. Jeezus.

Oh! LOL, discretion.

 

[Bread]

I hate that I'm getting sucked back into this thread but would you feel the same way if it was your grandmother that had a gun put in her face while she was earning a buck working at a pharmacy?

Let's cuddle. ASAP.

 

[Archie]

How about we have a contest to see who can get the most chicks here, Daft?

I'm hoping this will be the next contest here

so much potential

 

[tullamore]

I would be more than willing to contribute to the prize pool, to get this contest started.

I got some Omaha Steaks in the freezer that I will mail to the winner.