The Official Don Germaise Appreciation Thread

[roguejuror]

i don't think don likes me

it's just a matter of time

like when wally used to hate most of us here

 

[kato]

it's just a matter of time

like when wally used to hate most of us here

i hope that is the case

 

[Bread]

Don Germaise losing a bit of his ranking to newcomer Eric Fisher with this latest post.

This may surprise a lot of you guys, but I hate covering hurricanes because they are so dangerous. They really scare me. I looked at a list of those who died in Irene. Most of them were out in the storm, when they should have been hunkered down at home. They drowned, swimming in the surf, they had tree limbs fall on them in the yard, they drove off the road in heavy rain, they got caught on flooded streets and could not escape. Please learn from their mistakes!

 

[Jello]

Bread...

He looks like such a tough sexy guy on the outside, but inside he's just a scared little boy like the rest of us.

 

[Bread]

Common Don Germaise you're better than this! You come from a long line of fearless news men! (?) You stare natural disasters, war and white supremacists right in the eye and report the hard facts.

Now put these on and get out in that storm so we can watch it mess up your amazing hair!

For science.

 

[Jello]

The goggles were the best. Dudes are playing football in their underwears behind you while you've got hurricane goggles on.

How about the pants they wear too? The kind that are sure to flap enthusiastically in the wind. When he's standing there with his hand on hip, hurricane googles in place, and tear away pants dancing wildly....it looks like he's in the middle of some serious shit. Then all of a sudden there's dude's in underwear lollygaggin around behind him and you realize how big of a tool he is.

 

[Bread]

Oh man I really liked when he went to great lengths to justify and explain the goggles.

"Now you see I'm wearing these goggles. These aren't only because of the stinging rain that's going on right now, but there is also some nasty sand blowing around out here. It's everywhere and it will get into your eyes if you're not protected."



So why then did Eric Fisher post this update yesterday morning???

There is still sand under my eyelids this morning. Thanks, Irene.

The goggles stiffed Eric Fisher, Jello!!!!!111

Dave Wilson
hey eric, you know you were the smartest person out there wearing goggles, guess everybody else hates their eyes lmao great job!!!

Dave Wilson you are an idiot.


But man the housewives really really love this guy.

I had to....

Omnipotent Bread
Eric you stud. I'm going to hang around here hoping for some of residual housewife booty that is bound to fall through the cracks!!

 

[Jello]

Eric you stud. I'm going to hang around here hoping for some of residual housewife booty that is bound to fall through the cracks!!!

First!

 

[Matty]

I'm kind of over Don Germaise.

His star started falling when I realized he pronounced it with a hard G. Ghey.

 

[Jello]

Matty, we're crushing hard on this guy after the weekend. I think Bread and I are the only ones who "get" him though.

 

[roguejuror]

first page on Google for Don Germaise searches

 

[Bread]

We made Shannon Caddo what he is today and goddammit we'll make or break Don Germaise as well!

LOOK AT US! WE MATTER!

 

[roguejuror]

relevant!

 

[Bread]

Kato!

 

[kato]

Bread!

 

[Bread]

Donny G. with a hard-hitting story about black parents fighting outside a high school game.

I was afraid for him a little bit when he approached big Yolando Jones!

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_south_pinellas/st_petersburg/one-parent%2C-four-girls-arrested-following-football-brawl-involving-cheerleaders

 

[Archie]

bookmarking this for when i'm back on the computer

this should be good!!!

 

[roguejuror]

Indeed that was scary when Yolanda was charging, you can hear it in Donny's voice.