The Official Don Germaise Appreciation Thread

[Blitty]

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[Matty]

I gain much utility from Don Germaise's exclusive Facebook posts.

Don Germaise
News Stories that won't make TV. . . But they're true:

In Pasco County, a 53-year-old woman cooked a fish dinner for her elderly father. He told it didn't taste good. So she beat him up. . . . .

At the University Square Mall, a woman pulled out a $100 bill to pay for purchases. The clerk told her it looked like a counterfeit bill. So she ripped it up and pulled out a second $100 bill. That one also looked bogus, said the clerk. So she tried a third... She went to jail.

 

[roguejuror]

News Stories that won't make TV. . . But they're true:

At the University Square Mall, a woman pulled out a $100 bill to pay for purchases. The clerk told her it looked like a counterfeit bill. So she ripped it up and pulled out a second $100 bill. That one also looked bogus, said the clerk. So she tried a third... She went to jail.

seffner#1

 

[kato]

seffner for life

i miss polaroid

 

[roguejuror]

whoah matty, I had not seen you had posted it earlier

it's just doncitement

 

[Matty]

hahaha

utility all around

 

[roguejuror]

He's baaaaack!

 

[kato]

hard hitting road rage story

don is disappointing

 

[Matty]

I used to think of him as a superior being. Big letdown.

Still, I'd smoke crack with the Don.

 

[Blitty]

Donny G's daughter:

 

[roguejuror]

Let's friend her and show her this thread.

 

[roguejuror]

Don is retiring. :(

 

[kato]

what a quitter

 

[roguejuror]

he's back out of retirement

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

what a quitter

 

[Matty]

Did Germaise just pull a Cougar Bait? Unreal.

He looks depressed.

 

[kato]

total quitter

 

[roguejuror]

Look where he popped up.