Steves gets his life together

[stevek]

Camden New Joisey tomorrow for a reset.

Bink bink.

 

[stevek]

Shame it wasn't you

 

[stevek]

No one on or off here is your friend, in case you forgot

You're lardass fugly pedo stiff Plommer and no one likes or respects you

 

[stevek]

I have my first solo job today and I am nervous. I still feel like I don't know what the fehk I'm doing without assistance.

My one pending payroll payment is 173 witch we all know is my lucky number so based on hat things should be alright.

If it were 174 I'd be concerned.

 

[roguejuror]

I have my first solo job today and I am nervous. I still feel like I don't know what the fehk I'm doing without assistance.

My one pending payroll payment is 173 witch we all know is my lucky number so based on hat things should be alright.

If it were 174 I'd be concerned.

what are you actually doing?

 

[stevek]

Merchandising I.e. rearranging tags/products on shelves etc.

Basically what boner does except without any of the legal jargon or a retirement account.

I procrastinated until tomorrow because I'm a beautiful flower who doesn't want to wilt and it's raining out.

 

[roguejuror]

Did you shave?

 

[stevek]

No.

They only told me not to wear my hat in stores anymore.

Grunge Steves is alive and well.

 

[roguejuror]

No beanie but yes beard

 

[stevek]

Lmao right

Hey, whatever works!

I will bring my alice in chains look into dollar General tomorrow when it's nice and dry.

Us rock stars don't have time for the rain.

Stevek - bringing 90s grunge into the 2022 merchandising scene.

 

[roguejuror]

what if you have to use one of them jewish hats? would they discriminate you then?

 

[stevek]

Lol that's a very valid point.

I'll pick one up.

 

[roguejuror]

Yes this is a job with a lot of riterees, housewives whose kids have left home etc.

any hot milfs?

 

[stevek]

One was alright. She had an awesome tramp stamp and it was funny because right when it caught my eye she says "they gave you the fun part, huh"

I was thinking about the fun I'd like to have with her while staring at that tat fo sho.

 

[Dingo]

Get them Eggs

 

[stevek]

If you choose to be a lard ass pedophile scam artist

You still have made a choice

To be the lamest piece of garbage ever

 

[stevek]

Whatever keeps you away from those innocent children outside whose souls you want to ruin just like your disgusting father did yours. Though even without his horrid influence you would've still been a scumbag because it's who/what you naturally are.

Something like you should never get to feel happy. Disgusting, filthy scumbag.

Fucking make us all happy and kill yourself already, LARDASS.

 

[stevek]

Rogie moved that post from one where waste of life Plommer posted.

I would never speak to Dingo that way.

The next time Rogie does that his face will turn into an ovary.

Right now he'll be like "lol, there goes Steve again, saying my face will turn into an ovary"

But watch - it'll turn into an ovary.