I lold bone bone. Well played man.
Yes this is a job with a lot of riterees, housewives whose kids have left home etc.
One thing that's cool though is I can take my shift at each store each day and do it when I want, as long as it's done that day. Nothing to worry about. Also no dealing w the public, hardly around coworkers, no selling pressure, no necessity to work when other people aren't like when having to sell mortgages, etc.and really very little physical or mental prep for work each day necessary.
What we have here is the perfect job to jump back into live poker (and some online mid stakes plo) with. Let's not forgot I turned amounts under $500 into over 10k 3 times in Philly and Cleveland, and my probable favorite room is right up the street. I can bang out my shift, go to Rivers, own, take shots of bacardi, get a few hours of sleep, wake up and do it all over again.
The work? Very mentally challenging stuff - Bone bone would have a tough time keeping up. We are scraping price tags off shelves and replacing them. Taking down product displays and putting them back up. Different colors, different prices, all shelves all rearranged due to deep corporate strategies that a one trick pony like Boner would never be able to wrap his head around. I now know all about what's going on in the women's hair section and the picture frame section at Dollar General on Welsh Rd this week, and Boner doesn't.
This is obviously all a bridge until I can drive, my pockets are full and Blitty and I are crushing the Nashville bars, but it'll do.
One thing I was reminded of is that I am in public, when some lady said "That must be 26 inches" and like a dumb frat boy I said loudly in a deep voice "That's what she said."
Dude, my boss was there, wtf?
Anyway, good first day. I did well. No more beanie in the stores as per management so look forward to pics of non grunge Stevie's coming soon.
Here's to the future, crew!