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Steves gets his life together

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Rogie moved that post from one where waste of life Plommer posted.

I would never speak to Dingo that way.

The next time Rogie does that his face will turn into an ovary.

Right now he'll be like "lol, there goes Steve again, saying my face will turn into an ovary"

But watch - it'll turn into an ovary.
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Damn RIP Roguey's face.
 
Steves trying to lay lame game on a moderately hot Latino chick today as I'm laying security tags:

Her: how are are you
Me: living the dream, you know
Her: hah, yeah, right
Her: can you tell me where lotions are?
Me: no, I'm an outsider

So bad and I tried so hard. Loving that living the dream line though. In fact I like my entire game except for not asking her more about herself. I made her smile, and that's what counts.

Now would my game be frowned upon by corporate in a store Ive been told I could be at repeatedly ....that's a thinker. Might have to ease back.

Lots of not rich looking hotties in that area of town, and let's not forget that that's where I had those good jams at.

Should Steves aim towards a South Philly pad and a S Philly band?

I'm feeling it. Just have to keep an eye on my guitars as Machu so eloquently stated.

If women I can afford to pay the tab for want to talk to me, people want to bitch about how much the Flyers suck and people dig my harmonica and vocals, I'm feeling some destiny here.

Hmmm. I'm sensing fun. Lots of it.

And lots of Spanish children for Steves! :ohmy:

Lol seriously though. In dive bars you don't have to sound good. I was going crazy one night in this North Philly bar covering old U2 and they went in about how I was a rock star, lol.

Of course suck had enough and get beat up and mugged so yeah....there's always that.

Livin the dream, yo.
 
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stevek
Good says boys, good says.

Yes Dave "Livin the dream" there kind of connotates that I'm making sarcasm out of working a shit job so I'll make an adjustment there fo sho.
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Oh yeah the interaction you mentioned seemed harmless enough, just agreeing with that voice in your head saying "maybe I shouldn't be spinning game where I make $"
 
Went down to other s.philly DG yesterday for a dairy reset and they were shut down due to a power outage. I was offered the option to get an hour for my travel time or to head out there again today. I'll be heading out there today. At Acme there they had pieces of hit pretzel 🥨 🥨🥨🥨 out where the loose bagels were so I had a couple of those.

In today's bowel movement report I had two nice nuggets, only one wipe necessary and they expanded my asshole a bit witch you know I always love 🧹🧹🧹🧹😘😘😘😘.

Going to Wells Fargo today for $10.82 direct deposit.

So, things are going well.
 
211s with crazy old man Butch yesterday again. Apparently I fell out of my bed 3 times and was yelling to Butch about how I'm Cartel now and can do as I please with him.

I remember none of this.

A little neasua today.

Back to work tomorrow.
 
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