Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

The thing about ketchup is you can either pour it on the thing you are eating, or you can make a big puddle of it on the plate - and dunk in it.

Option 1 seems smarter in theory. You get the exact amount. With option 2, you usually end up rinsing off a bunch of surplus ketchup into the sink afterwards. Or, possibly, you run out of ketchup before you are done. So you would have to get up in the middle of eating to get more - and who wants to do that? - and then you still face the same thing with wasting the surplus at the end. Or else you just finish your eating ketchupless. That's no good. If you want ketchup with something then you obviously want ketchup with something.

Yet despite all this, I favor option 2, puddle-dunking.

I understand the equations but yap.

 

[fiveteamer]

The older I get, the less I like ketchup.

 

[Mudcat]

I use it with grilled cheese and bacon-'n-egg sammiches. There is probably something else but that's all I can think of just now.

Oh, hot dogs.



I don't always use ketchup but when I do, I puddle-dunk.

 

[fiveteamer]

Actually, curry ketchup is delicious. Specifically currywurst.

 

[roguejuror]

How does a tomato sneeze?

*ketchup* *ketchup*

 

[Mudcat]

Velvet fancy bags.

 

[Matty]

Do straight women enjoy gay (male) porn?

 

[IAG]

Do straight women enjoy gay (male) porn?

No! At least not this one.

 

[Matty]

What about lesbian porn?

 

[IAG]

What about lesbian porn?

It would be far preferable to gay male porn.

 

[Matty]

It would be far preferable to gay male porn.

ur gay

 

[IAG]

ur gay

Lol. On the contrary, I think it's cuz I like men, and I don't want that image ruined by visualizing them in less then "manly" situations.

And I'm NOT homophobic. I have many gay male friends. I just don't want to watch them go at it.

 

[roguejuror]

ur gay

Was that a setup?

 

[roguejuror]

my neighbor's boxer dog is racist, anybody walks by the house and he's friendly, any black person walks by and he starts barking

 

[Mudcat]

Does he use expressions like, you people ??

That's another dead give-away.

 

[IAG]

Remember when you did/could "call time?"

like on the phone?

Did we not have clocks? What was that about?

 

[Mudcat]

The media has finally cornered jesus Christ and taken a picture. It was only a matter of time.

"Hey, I'm Jesus Christ. Howdy."

 

[Matty]

What was that about?

Getting accurate time. Now our smartphones are calibrated to somewhat-accurate network time. Check with your friends - all of you will be within a handful of seconds of each other.