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Try some muscle rub. Just don't get it on your butt crack. I'm good! Trying to turn this newfound degree and certification into a job but most want people with experience. I'm trying to get that experience. Duh!!! Gonna go down to Bryant-Denny for a little football Saturday and watch my Crimson Tide play!! It's a family event and will be the first game for my twin nephews. They are excited.

Other than your back, how are you? :wuvs:
 
Badnina
Try some muscle rub. Just don't get it on your butt crack. I'm good! Trying to turn this newfound degree and certification into a job but most want people with experience. I'm trying to get that experience. Duh!!! Gonna go down to Bryant-Denny for a little football Saturday and watch my Crimson Tide play!! It's a family event and will be the first game for my twin nephews. They are excited.

Other than your back, how are you? :wuvs:
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I'm always good as you know

How are you?
 
Badnina
Try some muscle rub. Just don't get it on your butt crack. I'm good! Trying to turn this newfound degree and certification into a job but most want people with experience. I'm trying to get that experience. Duh!!! Gonna go down to Bryant-Denny for a little football Saturday and watch my Crimson Tide play!! It's a family event and will be the first game for my twin nephews. They are excited.

Other than your back, how are you? :wuvs:
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Always annoying somtimes
 
Mudcat
I tried donating sperm back in my drinking/drugging days. Looking for extra cash.

They didn't want me. Way low on swimmers apparently.

They were all like, "Really?"

And I was all like, "Well, you know."

And they were all like, "Dude!"
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low on swimmers?:sparesomecutter: fok that shit you got ripped off.
So they have the audacity to make you do these sexual tricks for them and then be like, nah it's not quite what we're looking for? Foking capitalist swine
 
Nah. It's not a case of doing sexual tricks and them not paying; it's a case of them saying, "You know what? Don't even bother. Let's forego the sexual trickery, shall we? Yap."

If your stuff isn't going to get anyone pregnant, I see their point. They might as well pay someone for mayonnaise.

Still though, at the time I was all like, "Gee whiz."
 
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You know what? I'm feeling nice today.

I'm feeling nice and congenial and gracious.

I definitely feel like sharing this feeling with the world and making gestures of kindness and generosity. I wonder how this will manifest itself and who will be the beneficiary.


No, it passed.
 
Cami
explain yourself.

You said you were sending my stuff....I'd like it here by next week. I don't like waiting while you hold it and take your time. Tia
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Like we spoke about, it's sent sorry about the jewelry box being locked the rings, necklace, computer are in there too. Sorry wasn't taking my time, things are a mess right now. A real fucking mess but yes I should have sent sooner, sorry.

You need anything let me know.

Love.
 
Sometimes people are just impossibly stupid. Out front of my place right now, someone is trying to parallel park into a tight spot.

Fine.

So this woman has gotten out of the car and is directing him. He is backing into this tight spot - and she is standing in the spot he is backing into. Like, she is not standing off to the side and indicating how much space he has left; she is standing between the moving car and the one already parked there, and waving the car back into her. Like, her knees and whatnot.

Am I making myself clear? I dunno.

It is completely dark out btw. Just to complete the picture.


:retarded:
 
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