Random thoughts

[MrX]

I'm pretty fond of Jagged Little Pill, except for Ironic, which I really hate.

 

[MrX]

You really shouldn't write a whole song about irony without bothering to find out what irony means.

 

[Matty]

There is irony in finding 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

irony1
ˈīrənē,ˈiərnē/

a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

All these ustensils, there really oughta be a knife in the lot. But no. Haha, so ironic.

 

[Matty]

But meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife, is merely a bummer.

Really thought that guy was a homo.

 

[betplom]

You really shouldn't write a whole song about irony without bothering to find out what irony means.

Purely intentional.

The lack of irony was ironic.

 

[MrX]

Yes, yes. The utensils are ironic. I think she just got lucky on that one.

 

[bacon]

she'll go down on you in. the theatre.

I had a girlfriend who was into her. She turned out to be an idiot.

 

[Matty]

I'm sure she'll make a really egg sell ant mother.

 

[Boner_18]

It doesn't get much better than a cool, crisp, tasty Marlboro cigarette.

 

[Matty]

I was a Gauloises man when I was a filthy smoker. Somewhat close to Marlboro in character.

 

[Boner_18]

Only Canadian cigs I've ever smoked were players. Decent smoke.

 

[Boner_18]

Lol they're British. Strike that.

 

[Matty]

save over 3 dollorz per fresh fucking pineapple

 

[Matty]

Lol they're British. Strike that.

They're French you goofball. Gauloises means French.

British-owned.

 

[Mudcat]

I like a nice frank newspaper ad. If you're selling fresh fucking pineapples, just say that.

 

[bacon]

that's a pretty fucking good deal on pineapples

if you're getting blown on the reg pineapples are +ev they make your load more palettable or so I've heard

 

[bacon]

Hockey done

Basketball done

Boredom abundant

 

[Matty]

It's like they want us to go play outside or something.

Ain't nobody got time for that.