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MrX
Well. What did you do to her?
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I passed her at like 20mph in 1st gear, on a CBR125. She freaked out.

Instructor - Matt, stop passing people, you almost sent that woman in the ditch.
Me - The what? We're in a parking lot!
Instructor - The woman is upset because you passed her fast.
Me - Fast? I can probably outrun this POS! *bounces up and down on crappy motorcycle's seat*
Instructor - Slow down.

:bee:
 
Matty
I passed her at like 20mph in 1st gear, on a CBR125. She freaked out.

Instructor - Matt, stop passing people, you almost sent that woman in the ditch.
Me - The what? We're in a parking lot!
Instructor - The woman is upset because you passed her fast.
Me - Fast? I can probably outrun this POS! *bounces up and down on crappy motorcycle's seat*
Instructor - Slow down.

:bee:
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Jesus, you're going to be just like those bikers in New York.

You thought about taking off your helmet and beating her with it, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?
 
Matty
I passed her at like 20mph in 1st gear, on a CBR125. She freaked out.

Instructor - Matt, stop passing people, you almost sent that woman in the ditch.
Me - The what? We're in a parking lot!
Instructor - The woman is upset because you passed her fast.
Me - Fast? I can probably outrun this POS! *bounces up and down on crappy motorcycle's seat*
Instructor - Slow down.

:bee:
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I hope you are a little calmer in those pre natal classes. You don't want to send anyone into premature labor.
 
Matty
Quebec has good ones. Ontario is pretty flat and boring. I hear the Forks of the Credit is a nice twisty road.
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What a fukkin dumb thing to say.

Ontario has some flat parts in the southwest portion near Michigan but northern Ontario is nowhere near flat.

Sault Ste Marie - west to Thunder Bay has some magnificent hills/mountains and the best scenery in the province.

Also northwest of Toronto from Barrie to Owen sound is nice for a drive.


Matty you never venture north of Eglinton, how would you know how flat the province is?
 
I crashed a Ninja 250 today. Pretty hard. I destroyed one of my boots and my chest is hurting right now.

Too much speed, then front brake, in the rain.

Me, lying on the ground - Fuck.
Instructor - Why do you think this happened?
Me - I guess I wanted to test the bike's limits.
Instructor - You did.


I passed btw. Am now a fully licensed lunatic.

:moped:
 
We had a funny guy in the group this weekend.

Instructor - If you liked the course, feel free to send an email to our bosses with your feedback.
Funny guy - I feel like I've got softer hands now. I'm going to tell your bosses that you guys made me a better lover.

:biglaugh:
 
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