Random thoughts

[Matty]

You're not literally sitting down, but you're certainly bent over. My butthole is way too far deep for me to wipe standing up.

 

[Teela]

I never had an issue with looking prior to sitting down to go to the bathroom. We actually have our "own" bathrooms. His bathroom is closer to the bedroom, which is convenient when I'm half-asleep. However, when I get up (multiple times) in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and sit into cold toilet water because I'm half-asleep and didn't think to check....fresh hell.

Don't even get me started on the time he left no toilet paper.

 

[Mudcat]

It's heartbreaking. Thus my current toilet-seat-down crusade.



#firstworldproblems

 

[Mudcat]

 

[Mudcat]

Speaking of Nessun Dorma, this here makes me cry. Of course it is partly, simply that it is a very beautiful soaring aria (despite the weirdness of what is actually going on in the opera. Whatever, it sounds good.) But you got this frumpy, crappy-job-workin', bad-teeth, nice-guy-next-door-with-a-song-in-his-heart appearing on Britains Got Talent and getting that reaction and his life changes in a moment right before your eyes. What must that have been like?

---> makes me cry.

I see now there is actually a movie coming out of the guy's story

 

[roguejuror]

Before I answer, I just want to see if anyone else knows.

So why?

 

[FreeFall]

man walking is over rated

 

[reno cool]

looks kind of not bad Muddy

 

[wal66]

In the checkout line today and the cashier and bag guy (hard to call a senior citizen a bag boy) were having a conversation about favorite meals. The bag guy gave his reply and then the cashier says hers was homemade hamburgers (Muddy she might be kin) and then she decides to ask me. My reply was a rather dead-pan and perfectly delivered, the next one.

 

[Badnina]

what purpose do sinuses serve? Except to inflict hell upon people?

 

[MrX]

"Despite these various proposals, the paranasal sinuses may not serve any biological function at all, instead developing as spandrels during ontogeny."

There you go. Spandrels. Ontogeny.

 

[Badnina]

"Despite these various proposals, the paranasal sinuses may not serve any biological function at all, instead developing as spandrels during ontogeny."

There you go. Spandrels. Ontogeny.

I knew they were useless!!!! Thank you. My spandrels thank you.

 

[MrX]

God bless your spandrels.

 

[reno cool]

the next what? Wally, need explanation here.
Also explanation on where you were quoted in article as saying "I got all ate up" or something similar.

 

[FreeFall]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37b_1378633407

 

[roguejuror]

 

[MrX]

It's now legal to masturbate on the beach in Sweden. Book your trip.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...l-sweden_n_3949742.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

 

[reno cool]

so was there an actual Spanish ship in the water, or did they just assume?