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I am a big coffee drinker during the day and water drinker at night - and it all turns to pee. During my days as a practicing alcoholic, I was noted for my Cal Ripken-like bladder. If I had a normal bladder, with my current amount of liquid intake, I would probably pee 30 times a day.

Jenny pees a lot. Probably as much as me. Doesn't drink near as much liquid but I guess her bladder is smaller and more sensitive.

ALL OF WHICH IS BESIDE THE POINT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




(Trying to decide if Cal Ripken was the right way to go with that. Maybe not 100% on target but sticking with it.)
 
RayRay
yeah, but im a constant water/powerade zero drinker... throw in the 2-3 shakes and other shit, its a piss every hour or so until bed... i get up at least once in the middle of the night...
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Samsies. I've never been one for holding it, ever in my life, so I can't sleep through the night or wait for hours like most people, I find that to be the most uncomfortable feeling ever.
 
bathroom issues, it always comes out how weird you all are. Things I never knew men did:

wiping ass standing up
pissing sitting down
and now, not lifting seat to piss and being applauded for it :clueless:


the seat down women issue doesn't make sense to me, I'm sure I've mentioned before. I guess American women arent properly toilet trained either and don't look before they sit :dunno: Their primary concern should be that the man raises seat and not pisses on it.
Perhaps it hurts their eyes to turn the lights on at night, that could be plausible
 
reno cool
bathroom issues, it always comes out how weird you all are. Things I never knew men did:

wiping ass standing up
pissing sitting down
and now, not lifting seat to piss and being applauded for it :clueless:


the seat down women issue doesn't make sense to me, I'm sure I've mentioned before. I guess American women arent properly toilet trained either and don't look before they sit :dunno: Their primary concern should be that the man raises seat and not pisses on it.
Perhaps it hurts their eyes to turn the lights on at night, that could be plausible
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We have our own bathrooms, so I don't care how he pisses. Only time I use the one in the master bedroom is at night.
I've definitely not looked and got my ass splashed. I laughed at myself, now I always look first.
 
camilion15728
We have our own bathrooms, so I don't care how he pisses. Only time I use the one in the master bedroom is at night.
I've definitely not looked and got my ass splashed. I laughed at myself, now I always look first.
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Haha I think every woman has done that at least once in her life....although as memory serves, I was very careful for the weeks thereafter to check. Fool me once....
 
FreeFall
MUDDY

Is it for those people that piss in the night to not have to take a nighttime surprise swim?
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Basically. It is all about the something-goes-wrong scenario.

On the surface it shouldn't matter and women should be exactly as concerned with condescending to men as the other way around. Everyone should be in full concentration mode all the time.

However if some failure occurs, the consequences are radically different. If you fail on the side of leaving a seat down for someone who wants it up and that person is not paying rapt attention - no big deal really. They pee through a slightly smaller hole than they were hoping for.

If you fail on the side of leaving the seat up for someone who needs it down and that person is having a lapse in concentration (We are human. It happens) ---> armageddon.
 
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