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Blitty
Muddy, do you ever use the phrase?:

"Well I ain't gettin' any younger!".
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Blitty
You don't seem like you would, but it might have slipped out at some point.
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I don't recall a specific instance off the top of my head but I would wager that I have, both ironically and on-the-level-ish.

Got some old man shit going on the last couple days. Very sore right wrist. It's fine just sitting there but as soon as I start picking shit up ---> HELLO!

Never did anything to it. No idea why it's sore but it's sore enough that it will not be better anytime soon. Shit like that never used to happen but it does now.

Stupid fucking oldness.


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Perhaps you slept or wrong or something and simply strained your muscle. I had trouble laying down last night, felt like someone kicked my in my side. Not sure what that was all about. I never want to get old. I will, I just don't want to. It sounds shitty.
 
Cami has this:
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/ringing-in-the-ears-tinnitus-topic-overview

It's really annoying at time. I tend to pick up on all the noises like the whirring of electronics. At Giant, they have this one cooler that constantly puts out this high pitched noise, and I cannot stand it, it drives me crazy. Doesn't seem to bother anyone else, just me. I can't sleep at night either if the playstation and things are all one because I here their noises and I find it to be annoying. For instance right now I am in another room, yet I can hear the noise of the fridge as if it were in my ear. Annoying.
 
I think I have finally figured out the toilet seat issue.

For a long time I was of the opinion that women, by expecting men to always put down the toilet seat, were wanting too much to have their asses kissed all the time. Like, why is it up to men to leave things set up just in case a woman comes along. Why don't women always put the toilet seat up just in case a man comes next? It's no more or less effort. It's equal opportunity.

Why is the expectation that women be accommodated - condescended to even - 100% of the time? I lived through the Women's Lib movement and that concept is not harmonious.



It's really very simple and obvious - yet I have asked the question out loud more than once and gotten very poor answers. But I have finally figured it out on my own.

It's true - men should always put/leave the toilet seat down.
 
Before I answer, I just want to see if anyone else knows.

You can get so much ridiculous gobbledy-gook and faulty logic when you ask the question. I don't know why. There is a very obvious, practical reason. But I don't recall ever hearing anyone say it out loud.

Not joking here. Does anyone know why men should always put/leave the toilet seat down?
 
Mudcat
I don't recall a specific instance off the top of my head but I would wager that I have, both ironically and on-the-level-ish.

Got some old man shit going on the last couple days. Very sore right wrist. It's fine just sitting there but as soon as I start picking shit up ---> HELLO!

Never did anything to it. No idea why it's sore but it's sore enough that it will not be better anytime soon. Shit like that never used to happen but it does now.

Stupid fucking oldness.


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This stuff happens to me on a daily basis. Of course it's not enough that it happens, but being a hypochondriac, I will sit and google myself into a frenzy convinced that a sore wrist is indicative of bone cancer or the like.

p.s. I hope you don't have bone cancer.
 
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Matty
Men have to take a shit too. The man-taking-a-piss scenario is only a 1 in 4 occurrence.
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First of all, okay, now, see, this is what happens. This is peripheral trivia that doesn't address the question at all.

Second of all, really? Your perception is that 3 out of 4 times a toilet is used, shitting is involved? Or I guess if you are factoring in a woman, you are saying, like half?

I shit 1.4 times per day. I piss 12.2 times.

I am not down with your math.
 
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