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Matty
I have absolutely no interest in watching the woman's overstretched vajayjay or in cutting the umbilical cord. Just hand me the final cleaned-up product, thank you very much.

MrM the woman doesn't like Maurice, says it sounds odd to English-speakers. :dunno:
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we on the same wave length then.
doc tried hand me scissors to cut cord,
" naw bra, that why you make the big bucks. I'm fine back here behind the action."

I also about shit a brick when his head came out like a football. OH shit, I created a monster :monster:
that should been important to inform me before hand its elongated cone heads are common


2nd son was C-section... was forced into operating room dressed as Doogie Howser.
found my corner in back room and thought happy thoughts
 
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Massive fireworks show aboat to go down boys. $2k worth of em. The woman's uncle is a lil bit nuts.

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Have to get a physical Monday morning at 10AM! Blood pressure taken at work couple weeks ago was on the fringe of being high! First time ever in my life! Hate that I can't eat or drink anything from 10PM onward!

Medical plan covers one a year at my age so stupid not to start getting them regularly! Hope I can stay off the meds as long as possible to keep it in check! Just looked up today on a medical site and saw things to do to keep in check:

1) Just slightly overweight so no help if losing weight
2) eat fruits just about never so that could help
3) Exercising is non-existant so that could help
4) use too much salt and intake lots of sodium products
5) Alcohol should be 2 drinks max a day and for 5 days I have no alcohol but the other 2 days too often exceed the limit amount

Going by this I think I have a chance to maybe lower it without the meds! 2 out of 3 possible from #2, 3 and 4 but #5 might not be for me!
 
I feel like I am going to have to eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken. I don't know how long it's been since I had it. 10 years? 15?

Actually I think I remember the last time. A place I was working brought some in for lunch for a "treat" for all the guys. I worked there for a very short time when I first moved here. It was the place where I had a total freak-out on my boss's head yelling and screaming in the middle of the shop floor. Quite a scene. I was on drugs and very irritable. They didn't fire me though. I quit shortly thereafter. But in the meantime we had KFC. About 14 years ago I estimate.

I know it's bad food but it's in my head. I don't know how it happened. But it's there. I'm going to have to eat some.

Talking about chicken pieces. Not popcorn chicken or those bacon sandwiches with breaded chicken for bread or whatever the hell. Traditional KFC Chicken pieces. I don't see myself getting a whole bucket but some kind of deal with 3-4 pieces and some fries.

I assume I will eat it and say, "Oh yeah. That's terrible. Now I remember." And I will go another 15 years without.

But I have to do it.
 
Saulty
What's a typical Toronto meal Mudcat? Is there a dish your town is famous for that everyone loves to eat?
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Interesting question. In my world it means barbecue. I grew up on barbecue and I continue to barbecue and so does basically everyone I know, so that's the local food culture to me.

But then I'm not actually in Toronto. I am suburbs thru and thru.

But no, I can't think of something specifically Torontonian. There is no Toronto cheesesteak or crabcake or omelette or deep dish pizza or whatever.

Nothing like that.
 
Matty
I have absolutely no interest in watching the woman's overstretched vajayjay or in cutting the umbilical cord. Just hand me the final cleaned-up product, thank you very much.

MrM the woman doesn't like Maurice, says it sounds odd to English-speakers. :dunno:
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You should watch the first one, matterballs. You might regret it if you don't.
 
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