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Teela whose idea was it of getting married in Vegas?
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Not one to bud in on conversations not directed at me, but I believe it was Teela!

Logical Reasoning: Teela meets MrsM! Teela sees the most happy and content woman ever! Teela looks over and sees MrM! She says to yourself, "no way" then realizes "way!" Teela realizes she's gambling on this man being like MrM (there's only one) but might as well do it in the gambling capital of the US! Goog luck Teela!

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Macau: The world's gambling capital

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23355582

18 July 2013 Last updated at 05:05 ET Help
Macau is now seen by many as the gambling capital of the world.

The Chinese territory in the South China Sea is far bigger than Vegas with many more lavish and decadent casinos.

The Today programme's business presenter Justin Rowlatt reports.
 
Me - Hi, I would like to move in on Tuesday.
Condo Concierge - That'll be 81 dollorz to book the elevator and hire a security guard for 4 hours. We also need a $250 security deposit.
Me - Okay. I'm also having furniture delivered Monday, how does that work.
Condo Concierge - That'll be another 81 dollorz.
Me - What?
Condo Concierge - Actually, my bad, since it's in less than 48 hours, that'll be 122 dollorz.
Me - Are you mad? It's going to take 5 minutes, it's just a couch.
Condo Concierge - Condo rules. You need to hire a security guard for 4 hours.

I loathe this place already. It's full of collar-popping, clubbing suburbanites who keep a pied-a-terre in the city.

What have I done.

:sbrjohn:
 
Matty
Me - Hi, I would like to move in on Tuesday.
Condo Concierge - That'll be 81 dollorz to book the elevator and hire a security guard for 4 hours. We also need a $250 security deposit.
Me - Okay. I'm also having furniture delivered Monday, how does that work.
Condo Concierge - That'll be another 81 dollorz.
Me - What?
Condo Concierge - Actually, my bad, since it's in less than 48 hours, that'll be 122 dollorz.
Me - Are you mad? It's going to take 5 minutes, it's just a couch.
Condo Concierge - Condo rules. You need to hire a security guard for 4 hours.

I loathe this place already. It's full of collar-popping, clubbing suburbanites who keep a pied-a-terre in the city.

What have I done.

:sbrjohn:
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I had to pick up the couch at the condo building this morning, with a rental cargo van, cause they couldn't find a security guard to work this morning and there was no way for me to abort the delivery. The delivery guys still tried to bring the couch in and they were stopped by security. Then I got a call from Ikea asking WTF was going on. Everyone was stunned. Condo guy was unfazed.

What a buncha cunts.

At least I got my 122 dollorz back.
 
Rofl.

Mrs D and her mom decided to move some furniture out of one of my medellin apartments one Sunday despite me repeatedly telling them it was not allowed on Sunday (it wasn't nearly as complicated as your place either, I'm pretty sure the only rule was that you can move any time BUT sunday).

The hoa head came out and yelled at them and they made a big fuss (they don't believe in rules), and so they fined me $300.
 
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