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if gays are now considered equal people does that mean they need their own bathroom or is it cool if I start going into the womens?
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This is actually a HUGH topic right now, especially for transgenders. I'm on the fence. I personally could care less if there were unisex bathrooms, I'm going in there to pee, I have no intention of looking at your cock. I also use a stall, so you can't see me, nanananananana!
 
Blitty
Was it worth the money, Matty?
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Honestly, not sure.

I'm at high risk for venous thromboembolism and both the woman and I carry a mutation that is associated with hemochromatosis (too much iron in the body). I guess it's cool that we're aware of that.

Much lower odds of developing Alzheimer's than the average person. :pope:

Some stuff is fun for like 5 seconds, like it's able to tell you that you most likely have brown eyes :greencheck:, have wavier hair than normal :greencheck: and aren't much of a runner :greencheck:.

The most fun data is not yet available though - detailed composition of my ancestry.
 
Matty
Honestly, not sure.

I'm at high risk for venous thromboembolism and both the woman and I carry a mutation that is associated with hemochromatosis (too much iron in the body). I guess it's cool that we're aware of that.

Much lower odds of developing Alzheimer's than the average person. :pope:

Some stuff is fun for like 5 seconds, like it's able to tell you that you most likely have brown eyes :greencheck:, have wavier hair than normal :greencheck: and aren't much of a runner :greencheck:.

The most fun data is not yet available though - detailed composition of my ancestry.
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Is it supposed to be available at some point?

Should I buy the kit or pass?
 
Yeah, should be available any minute now.

It's cheaper for Americans - I would do it for $99, for sure. They're constantly working on new features/reports too, and your 99 dollorz get you a lifetime subscription.

I just found a neat tool - if you download your raw genome data and upload it to this academic's website, it gets processed by a script that tells you how inbred you are. I'm surprisingly average-inbred even though I'm from Quebec, a classic "bottlenecked" nation.

Thank you, negro father line. :bowdown:
 
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Dear Kitchen sink,
I don't like you. Your drains/pipes are always getting clogged, your made out of porcelain, or acrylic and you keep breaking my dishes, especially my glasses, and You always smell funny. You have cost me at least $100 a year in replacing dishes, glasses, buying draino and then bleach to cover your stench. Why can't you have a garbage disposal? Why can't you be made out of Stainless Steel like the other sinks? Please stop sucking.
Truly yours,
Me
 
Both of my toilets are clogged right now (beyond the assistance of a plunger).

We just went outside to take a piss.

There is a small amount of what looks like beach sand at the bottom of each toilet bowl.

That can't be good.

Seeing an expensive call to a plumber for a ruptured sewage line.

Large bowel movement joke by Mr. Monkey or plommer in 3........2........1.......
 
Daft
Both of my toilets are clogged right now (beyond the assistance of a plunger).

We just went outside to take a piss.

There is a small amount of what looks like beach sand at the bottom of each toilet bowl.

That can't be good.

Seeing an expensive call to a plumber for a ruptured sewage line.

Large bowel movement joke by Mr. Monkey or plommer in 3........2........1.......
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not me, pal.

I hate seeing a metrosexual suffer.

I can only imagine how horrible it must be to have to urinate outside like an animal.
I feel your pain.
 
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