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Open letter to Head & Shoulders - you should not expect me to tell the difference between your shampoo, conditioner and 2in1 bottles. 33.33% of the time, I end up with that gooey conditioner shit that I have no use for. Make that bottle black or print NOT SHAMPOO on it, using large bolded letters.

Cut it out you assholes.
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Thought I would bring back this piece that ties in nicely with the latest shampoo rant.

For what it's worth my latest bottle of H&S says, in small, barely noticeable print, that it's for men. It doesn't say how or why. It uses the exact same shape and color of bottle as the 20 other varieties of shampoo, shampoo+conditioner and conditioner.

Someone's fucking with us.
 
Muddaaaay, you silly cunt, why not ask Jenny for shampoo advice?
Broads know all about that kind of stuff.


You could also shave your head, this would be like a huge FUCK YOU to the shampoo companies.
This would be my suggestion.

Common pal.

PS: I think your teeth would appear more spectacular if you had a shaved noggin.
 
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Muddaaaay, you silly cunt, why not ask Jenny for shampoo advice?
Broads know all about that kind of stuff.


You could also shave your head, this would be like a huge FUCK YOU to the shampoo companies.
This would be my suggestion.

Common pal.

PS: I think your teeth would appear more spectacular if you had a shaved noggin.
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God forbid Muddy! Do not shave your head!
 
I dunno man but I've got a big honking thing of it now man.

I'll have to let you know man.

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Yeah I don't know what to expect from the shampoo/conditioner. I guess I'll try it soon. I figger I've still got a good 5 shampoos left in the old bottle - so that's ~10 days - then I'll get into the shampoo/conditioner and we'll see what we're dealing with.

I'm just glad I was able to at least get shampoo/conditioner for normal hair. Everything on the shelves seemed to be for different sorts of freak hair. Dry hair, greasy hair, colored hair, excessively noogied hair.

I guess I'm the only guy in the world with normal hair.
 
I am half Italian, and I am proud of the softness of my hair. That said, I am a conditioner/shampoo guy every other day. I read that it is not healthy to wash it every day. Until I cut it next year, I am sticking with the hair salon shampoos. I knwo they are more expensive, but they make my hair manageable that the cheap stuff you buy at WalMart.
 
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