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Cartoons are misleading.

Wile E Coyote aims a loaded cannon at Roadrunner, the bird sticks a cork in the canon and it explodes in the coyotes face, like cork is stronger than steel.

Common.

Someone could get seriously hurt if they believed cork will stop a cannonball.
 
Archie
Muddy re-write the novels to be erotic romantic novels. the gambling forums have equipped you with all the necessary changes you'll need to make.
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Then if that's the case no doubt their will be serious intrigue of the gay nature written into it!

If it ever makes it to film, without question Muddy can have a starring role in it also! :greencheck:

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Cartoons are misleading.

Wile E Coyote aims a loaded cannon at Roadrunner, the bird sticks a cork in the canon and it explodes in the coyotes face, like cork is stronger than steel.

Common.

Someone could get seriously hurt if they believed cork will stop a cannonball.
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Also when you shoot a duck in the face in real life, the consequences are usually much more serious than it's bill spinning around so it points out the back.
 
Mudcat
This thread has been 4 stars since the beginning. There is a reference right on page 1 to it being 4 stars.

I guess that's the going rate for this kind of song'n'dance extravaganza.
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ah ok, I'll keep posting then. and soon enough we'll be in 3 star territory.

its amazing how many game live posters don't recognize genius when it kicks them in the bike helmet
 
I have a brilliant marketing idea. Someone needs to market shampoo. Just plain shampoo.

I was just at the grocery store and shampoo was on my list and it was a fucking ordeal. There was a shampoo aisle. It was long and tall. There were more colors and shapes of shampoos than you can shake a stick at.

I couldn't find what I want. I just want shampoo.

There was shampoo after shampoo for colored hair. Shampoos for damaged hair and/or permed hair. Moisturizing shampoo for dry hair. Shampoo with special styling properties.

All I wanted was just shampoo but I swear there was none. I ended up buying shampoo/conditioner. Do I want conditioner in my shampoo? I don't know. Somehow I have gotten to the age of 47 with no clear idea what conditioner is about. But that's what I've got now and it's a pretty big bottle so I will have it for awhile.

I know I have had this issue before but I always managed to find something satisfactory eventually. A quick check in my shower reveals an almost-empty bottle that simply says Shampoo, Honey scented. That's all I want. I don't really care about the scent. Apple scented would be okay, some kind of citrus. I don't care. I just want shampoo.



Someone needs to put out a product which just says PLAIN SHAMPOO FOR MEN in big letters on a big bottle. If I had've spotted something like that today, I would have bought it so fast it would make your head spin.
 
Again though, it's SPECIAL shampoo? That's the kind of thing that throws me off. What kind of special stuff is going on in there? Invigorating cleanser? I don't doubt it is very nice but I want directness and clarity.

I want shampoo.

I am not fancy. I would have no particular qualms about just washing my hair with the lather from a bar of soap. But I use shampoo. That is my concession to modern society.

So give me shampoo (or, as the French call it, shampooing).





I'm afraid I don't know who the bread is in the Mudcat sandwich.
 
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