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I still get phone calls and mail for a woman that used to live in my apartment. Things is, I have lived here for something like 11-12 years and I took over this apartment directly from my friend Bert who had been here for at least 8. This woman lived here before that.

So this stuff I get is for someone that lived here the better part of 20 years ago. That's pretty bad if you ask me. People need to straighten out and fly right.
 
Sometimes - particularly at this time of year - my hands can get very dry. I have moisturizing cream here but I am not always on top of it and sometimes I don't think to use it until things have gotten pretty bad and my knuckles are cracking and bleeding a bit.

When my hands are in that condition and I put on some lotion, it actually stings a bit. Some kind of reaction to the moisture being sucked up into the super-thirsty tissue. There is a sting.

I like that sting.
 
Mudcat
I still get phone calls and mail for a woman that used to live in my apartment. Things is, I have lived here for something like 11-12 years and I took over this apartment directly from my friend Bert who had been here for at least 8. This woman lived here before that.

So this stuff I get is for someone that lived here the better part of 20 years ago. That's pretty bad if you ask me. People need to straighten out and fly right.
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so much wasted money
 
fiveteamer
Muddy are you some sort of prick? Your love comes with conditions? Like your girl has to be a certain height or she has to like certain music for you to love her?
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Of course my love comes with conditions. Am I going to love a chick who beats up old folks and steals their walkers? No. Am I going to love a chick who goes, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH," too loud after every sip of coffee? Hell no.

And I wouldn't want some chick who will love me no matter what either. It's like who I am doesn't even matter. It's like being a piece of metal with a magnet stuck to it. Does it mean I am a smart, interesting, funny piece of metal? Am I a piece of metal with a good heart? Am I good looking piece of metal?

Who knows? There is nothing to feel good about in it.

No, take your soulless love magnet and GO!
 
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