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Matty
Welcome to my world blitterballs.

I hate cats.

I put my arm around the GF this morning and the cat happened to be on the bed. He insta-pawed my hand with a bit of claw. He rarely dares to fok with me, but I guess he didn't give a fok today. I chased him down the apt while PSSSHHHHTTTTT-ing him into a state of complete terror.

Fok you you smug-looking POS.
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I picture u doing this whilst naked.


Coke can for the win
 
makes me wonder what all blitty got into over there...
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When I make porn, I use a non-traditional approach. In my most recent film, one girl took off her top and on her chest were the words slowly and quite.

Then another girl took of her top and her chest had the words together and loudly.



It's like my sig says: using adverbs for titties since 2013.
 
Mudcat
I have some new Post-it Notes and the adhesive is upsetting me.

I have only ever seen them where they are all stuck at the same end of the pad - but these ones are stuck in a zig-zag pattern. Top-bottom-top-bottom.

Zig-zag.

It is messing with my mind.
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No but seriously man, I never had Post-its like this and I kind of assumed that once I started using them I would realize the beauty of this configuration and I would be all like, "Ohhh."

But no. Bad idea.
 
MrMonkey
My uneducated guess would be GAY! Think bout it!
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Wow now Amish and gay! I would be banished I think?! :lmao:

This derives from my Asus laptop, weare always moving it and it is very heavy for a laptop, so Cami always says I have a heavy Anus. Shipping Weight 17.2 pounds :rideem:

Got some snow out here boys. Not much compared to what you Habs are used to but enough to shut the Dish down.
 
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