Random thoughts

[Matty]

ZING

 

[Blitty]

 

[Mudcat]

I don't even like to think about what happens if you fuck with me at this delicate time.



I'll tear your face off and use it for newspapers.

I'll rip your arm off and BEAT you with it.




I'll have you barking like a chicken.

 

[stevek173]

You know I like to think I can hold back the tears. I'm that guy who can read any news story and really not feel anything.

This though http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/02/28/scotch-flushed-down-drain/1955223/ is just the most horrifying thing I have ever seen and I am a broken man because of it. Some things in this world....just need to not happen.

 

[Matty]

This though http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/02/28/scotch-flushed-down-drain/1955223/ is just the most horrifying thing I have ever seen and I am a broken man because of it. Some things in this world....just need to not happen.

Some workers may find themselves on the rocks and reaching for a bottle.

ZING

 

[stevek173]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shnap

 

[Cami]

Steven, I feel like this is something that belongs in the "you shouldn't have done that" thread.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't know if anyone should lose their job but they should definitely get a good beating.

 

[Mudcat]

We are the goon squad and we're coming to town

Beep-beep

 

[senco78]

....

 

[RayRay]

can you imagine the shit a chick could do in the shower with this thing?

 

[Matty]

That's pretty neat.

 

[roguejuror]

I don't know if anyone should lose their job but they should definitely get a good beating.

Now you're getting it. Muddy you should move to Riyadh or something.

 

[Mudcat]

So much hooch, so much hooch.

I don't drink any more but still I can feel it in my bones.

Someone must pay.

 

[mrquincy]

If Nashville Predators scored one more goal yesterday, I would have hit my 4 - tie after regulation - boxed up bet; as it was I won $90-ish. If the Preds scored one more goal and went to overtime I woulda won another $650-ish.... Better luck next time...sigh...so close.

Pretty neat that i picked the 3 games that did go to a tie though...

 

[Archie]

i'm getting addicted to Marvel's Mystery Oil!

 

[Mudcat]

Many people here - probably most - will have no idea who I'm talking about when I say Rachel David. Nevertheless here's what I have to say about her:

I see her on TV and she looks like the most angel-faced, lovely-brunette-haired, wonderfully curvy sweetheart girl that I just want to hug and kiss and spoon for the rest of my life.

But she does not hold up to close-up stills very well at all.

 

[Cougar Bait]

My cat weighs 16 pounds and her little pitter patter of paws sounds like a deer running through the house at night. Last night, I actually thought someone broke in when she was running around.

This reminds me-my new place has SEVERE house noises, it honestly sounds like someone is upstairs while I am home by myself.

I have to run up there a couple times just to check and see if there's a dude with a handful of my shit hanging out of my window and trying to go down a ladder.