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Made me wonder if there was a big dog who, rather than stopping for a shit, just had a slow patient shit as it walked along.

Or did it have a massive shit and people have been kicking it ever since?
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I had a dog that would squat walk while it took a shit. Never just sat there and went like most normal animals, it would squat, and walk. one of those moments where you are thinking "how disgusting" as you are laughing your ass off.

:lmao: Teela. I used to have a wild cat that would go nuts and tear through the house, and lord help you if you were in his path, he literally run right over you!
 
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Apart from the manic tromping around the house, cats can make some freaky vocalizations in the middle of the night too. I remember when Muddy was little it would sometimes sound not just like someone broke in, but like three people had broken in and were having an argument.
 
I've been dating this girl with a cat, and her apt is so gross because of it. Smelly cat litter in the bathroom with sand all over and hair on everything.. I thought my roommate was messy but this is a whole new level.

Like if you get out of the shower you are forced to stand on feces and urine soaked gravel bits.

Not acceptable.
 
Welcome to my world blitterballs.

I hate cats.

I put my arm around the GF this morning and the cat happened to be on the bed. He insta-pawed my hand with a bit of claw. He rarely dares to fok with me, but I guess he didn't give a fok today. I chased him down the apt while PSSSHHHHTTTTT-ing him into a state of complete terror.

Fok you you smug-looking POS.
 
I'm not a Heat fan but if they win it all again we are witnessing one of the coolest teams of all time...undefeated for a month, the Lebron dunk show before games, all the shannanigans - they are quickly becoming legends who don't hold back

and this

 
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