Random thoughts

[Matty]

 

[roguejuror]

revenues decline in challenging environment

http://www.thestar.com/business/article/1280148--torstar-revenues-decline-in-challenging-environment

 

[Mudcat]

I need to change my style. Significantly tweak it at least. If I am going to be a world renowned songwriter/musician, I can't look like this.

For starters, I am going with a "5 o'clock shadow" look. I don't know how exactly to maintain it but I'm sure there are 10 billion entries on google.

Go with a more rugged look, I think.

 

[roguejuror]

Shave your head like Walter White.

 

[Matty]

For starters, I am going with a "5 o'clock shadow" look. I don't know how exactly to maintain it

Hair trimmer with no attachment on.

It's my thing.

 

[roguejuror]

Grow your mustache, wear a fedora, and let's start booking.

 

[Mudcat]

Guess I need to decide what degree of 5 o'clock shadow. There are different degrees.

I think I will go with a few days growth look rather than an actual 5 o'clock shadow.

If you get my meaning.

 

[Mudcat]

Shave your head like Walter White.

This is not out of the question.

 

[Saulty]

I get a 5 o'clock shadow at lunch. Sometimes I have to shave at lunch again if I have a meeting in the afternoon.

 

[Matty]

Guess I need to decide what degree of 5 o'clock shadow. There are different degrees.

I think I will go with a few days growth look rather than an actual 5 o'clock shadow.

If you get my meaning.

Yah. Hair trimmer has adjustable blades so you can dial in the exact amount of shadow you want.

Life's full of little luxuries like that.

 

[Matty]

revenues decline in challenging environment

http://www.thestar.com/business/article/1280148--torstar-revenues-decline-in-challenging-environment

yeah, we're challenged alright

 

[Matty]

this is an unpaid social liaison

people crack me up

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/a...us-sex-scandal-engulfs-top-general-john-allen

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Massive layoffs at work today. We got an email from our VP asking us to meet in the boardroom with our coats. Turns out he wanted us to get out of the building for an hour while people were getting sacked.

First time I ever experience this. Normally they just intercept people in the building entrance in the morning. Too many people to fire at once this time.

We're yellow on our targets boys. Heads have to roll.

Glad I'm not a sales dude.

Reminds me of Margin Call.

 

[mrquincy]

You can't teach an old dawg new tricks Mudcat. Ladies and gentlemen. John Paul Jones on bass guitar.

 

[stevek173]

What do you do when your coworker sends you this?

VERY disturbing. We NEED some HR up in this piece.

 

[roguejuror]

Oh dear.

 

[Mudcat]

What do you do when your coworker sends you this?

Depends. Are you attracted to him?

 

[Mudcat]

I think I have a bony ass. That is the conclusion I am coming to from my recent return to bike riding. It feels like bone directly in contact with the seat.

I have never had a well-padded ass - I have always had a white guy ass, no question - but I think as I am getting older my ass is getting bonier.