Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

What kind of sick, disgusting, scumbag fuck would eat cake with a spoon?

 

[Matty]

Lots of girls do in my experience. They just can't seem to handle the precise cake-carving action of a fork.

Cause they're girls.

 

[Saulty]

I guess I'm the exception because I use a spork to eat cake.

 

[Cami]

I use a fork thank you very much.

Random thought: I have been told that I am beautiful and supportive, like a bra.

 

[Matty]

I have been told that I am beautiful and supportive, like a bra.

I have a mental image of stevies high-fiving each other.

 

[Teela]

How do you eat an ice cream cake?

 

[Matty]

How do you eat an ice cream cake?

Are you slow?!? Why is that even a question?

 

[Teela]

From Etiquette Scholar http://www.etiquettescholar.com/dining_etiquette/table_manners/dinner_etiquette/desserts/cake.html


eating etiquette (how to eat...)

Cake

The way to eat cake depends on the texture.

Table manners for eating dry cake. Cake with a dry, crumbly texture, such as pound cake or a cupcake, is broken into small pieces and eaten a bite at a time with the fingers.

Table manners for eating moist cake. Cake with a moist, gooey texture, such as cake with a custard filling, is eaten with a fork.

Table manners for eating ice-cream cake. Ice-cream cake is made in both dry and moist textures and is served with a fork and a spoon. The fork is used to hold the portion, and the spoon to cut and convey the bite to the mouth.

 

[Matty]

lol @ "table manners"

we're fokken hooligans

 

[Saulty]

How do you eat a brownie topped with ice cream?

 

[Cami]

I'm not sure what's going on in this last picture here but it looks nasty.

Fok manners, I am going to eat my food in whatever manner ensures it makes it to my mouth. And, when it does drip, my boobs usually catch it, they are like a built in drip tray.

 

[Teela]

eating etiquette (how to eat...)

Ice Cream

How ice cream is served determines whether it is eaten with a spoon, a fork, or both.

Table manners for eating ice cream served in a bowl. Ice cream served in a bowl is eaten with a spoon.

Table manners for eating ice cream served on a plate. Ice cream served on a plate, such as an ice-cream roll, it is eaten with a fork.

Table manners for eating ice cream served with cake. When ice cream is served with cake, it is eaten with a fork and a spoon: the fork to hold the cake portion and the spoon to cut and lift the bite to the mouth.

 

[Matty]

How do you eat a brownie topped with ice cream?

I give up.

 

[Mudcat]

Seriously though? H is the most awesome letter?

I guess I might agree - except I'M HETERO!!

 

[Matty]

Qubcois pronounce it hawesome.

A Qubcois is someone from Qubec who adds H's where there aren't and omits them when there should be.

ello
otel
ospital
hawesome

Here's Qubec on a map. It's large.
[map]quebec[/map]

If Qubec was a US state if would rank 13th in terms of population, sandwiched between Virginia and Washington.

 

[stevek173]

The 2 day hangover sucks so fokking much

I'm in so much pain

Everything just fokking hurts

Please hold me

 

[Mudcat]

If Qubec was a US state if would rank 13th in terms of population, sandwiched between Virginia and Washington.

I was thinking it might be first in terms of area but actually it would be second after Alaska. But still, it's large. You could get a lot of shit in there.

 

[betplom]

I use a fork thank you very much.

Random thought: I have been told that I am beautiful and supportive, like a bra.

You prolly look good naked too.

I was thinking it might be first in terms of area but actually it would be second after Alaska. But still, it's large. You could get a lot of shit in there.

Some people already thinks its full of it.