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I feel safer going towards cars. Don't have to worry about getting hit from behind.

We have pretty good bike lanes in NYC. Other riders curse at me when I go the opposite direction that lane is intended to be.


I'm a very controlled, yet reckless: biker, driver, snowboarder, hockier etc.
:lmao: I almost thought that last part said hooker!
We don't have even have sidewalks around here, let alone bike lanes! How neat!
 
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Oh man! This made me lol so hard, I'm still laughing!
 
It's really weird though. There is a little circular path in my area where I can ride my bike for some minor exercise. Like when I got back from filling my tires earlier I though, 'That wasn't enough exercise, I'll go for a little loop before I go inside.'

You go from my front door, down a road to the lake and then back up a private road through a park, around and back to my front door. Or obviously you can go the reverse way. Less than 10 minutes. Just a little supplement sometimes.

The strange thing though is, when you go one way (clockwise), it seems like it is downhill all the way. And when you go CCW, it seems like it is all uphill. Makes no sense. You start and finish at the same elevation so you have to be going up and down the exact same amount - regardless of the direction. The wind is with you/against you the same amount.

It is all a matter of physics. It is impossible to be otherwise

But I swear the one way seems downhill all the way and the other, uphill.

I generally go the downhill way.
 
It's really weird though. There is a little circular path in my area where I can ride my bike for some minor exercise. Like when I got back from filling my tires earlier I though, 'That wasn't enough exercise, I'll go for a little loop before I go inside.'

You go from my front door, down a road to the lake and then back up a private road through a park, around and back to my front door. Or obviously you can go the reverse way. Less than 10 minutes. Just a little supplement sometimes.

The strange thing though is, when you go one way (clockwise), it seems like it is downhill all the way. And when you go CCW, it seems like it is all uphill. Makes no sense. You start and finish at the same elevation so you have to be going up and down the exact same amount - regardless of the direction. The wind is with you/against you the same amount.

It is all a matter of physics. It is impossible to be otherwise

But I swear the one way seems downhill all the way and the other, uphill.

I generally go the downhill way.

Well that sounds pleasant and lame at the same time.
Muddy, you nutt, if your going downhill one way, of course it would up hill the opposite. :lol:
Makes perfect sense to me.
Chances are there is only a slight incline/decline that makes it feel this way. It's like I saw on this one show about these ghost kids that supposedly would push vehicles across a train track so that it would be safe, but when they measured it out, it was actually because it was a slight decline.
I bet that's what you are feeling.
 
The idea of ghosts is just foolish.

I'm sure with my situation it is just a case of the earth strategically heaving and rearranging itself whenever I ride my bike.

:lmao: I am certain the earth is reshapping itself just to screw with your head! ahahahahahahahahaha

As far the traintracks, it was one of thosemythbuster shows. It was a good episode.
 
Rogers fucking mailspammed me for a year with their ghetto Sportsnet magazine. I tried unsubscribing and I kept getting it along with a pseudo-invoice - they try to make people think that they subscribed and now owe them $29.

Fok the fok off, you dirty sleazeballs.
 
Like when I got back from filling my tires earlier
Compressors intended for inflating car and truck tires can provide so much air so quickly that you can damage a bicycle tire and perhaps even the rim.


Tips and Warnings

  • Carry a portable tire pump with you on your rides in case you need a quick refresher to get home.
  • Never fill your tires from the machine at the gas station. The air comes out too fast and can blow up your tires.
 
Buggywhips??



Buggywhips. They were used by drivers of horse and buggies back before cars became popular.

My implication is that magazines are comparably behind-the-times - particularly for a modern telecommunications company. It's an exaggeration no doubt - but when you're totally dialled in to modern technology like me, making sport of stuff like that is what you do.
 
Buggywhips. They were used by drivers of horse and buggies back before cars became popular.

My implication is that magazines are comparably behind-the-times - particularly for a modern telecommunications company. It's an exaggeration no doubt - but when you're totally dialled in to modern technology like me, making sport of stuff like that is what you do.

Ohhhhhh now I get it :lol::retarded:
 
Buggywhips. They were used by drivers of horse and buggies back before cars became popular.

My implication is that magazines are comparably behind-the-times - particularly for a modern telecommunications company. It's an exaggeration no doubt - but when you're totally dialled in to modern technology like me, making sport of stuff like that is what you do.

Says the guy that still buys newspapers.

Very rich, pal.