Random thoughts

[Matty]

Sucker.

The Blit man has had his phone for like 96 hours already.

I've filled a quart-size container with semen, in it's presence.






Sucker.

Real men use second-hand, white iPhone 4S'es.

 

[roguejuror]

last night i saw 60 down 45 up connection

fastest i have personally have seen

 

[roguejuror]

matty i fuk up that sentence above right? you cant have two "have" in one sentence

 

[Matty]

We have 100/50 at work. Shit is ridiculous when you download large files outside business hours.

Tests at 40/30 right now.

 

[Matty]

last night i saw 60 down 45 up connection

fastest i have personally seen

fixed

 

[Matty]

 

[stevek173]

I have this make up sex dick. Like normally I'm OK but my make up sex dick is very firm and it hearts pounding doggy style pussy and shoving said recipient's face into pillow. Longevity of said session is not MAke up sex dick's strong suit.

Make up sex dick.

 

[Cami]

I used google translate to quickly convert my english email into spanish. It does this very, very, litterally, and when you compare it
and break it down, it's quite funny. Some no longer makes sense.
i.e. "your inquiry on the internet" translated becomes "your inquiry internet"
lmao

 

[Blitty]

Muddy,

Would you agree that the almond is an underrated nut?

 

[stevek173]

Lactose intolerance is real and it worsens with age. If I drink a glass of milk I could poop myself in pure liquid within an hour and be miserable for half a day. You could stay away from dairy but you really start to miss/crave it.

Lactade works and it's fokkin expensive. The corporate bastards win again. Hey mom and pop store develop your own Lactaid I'd pay a little more.

 

[Saulty]

Lactose intolerance is real and it worsens with age. If I drink a glass of milk I could poop myself in pure liquid within an hour and be miserable for half a day. You could stay away from dairy but you really start to miss/crave it.

Lactade works and it's fokkin expensive. The corporate bastards win again. Hey mom and pop store develop your own Lactaid I'd pay a little more.

Try this Steve. I use it for my cereal even though I'm not lactose intolerant. I'm sick of drinking milk made by cows fed with hormones.

 

[roguejuror]

The geography of lactase persistence is fascinating.

 

[reno cool]

explain what you mean rj.

Saulty how the fuck you get milk out of almonds?

 

[kato]

 

[roguejuror]

reno it means evolution

we used to be monkeys, now we are now stevies, who knows what we'll be in the future

 

[reno cool]

hmm? good afternoon kato. I guess I don't remember Chinese eating much cheese. How do you know if you're lactose intolerant?

 

[Matty]

now we are stevies

fixed

 

[betplom]

explain what you mean rj.

Saulty how the fuck you get milk out of almonds?

Probably by squeezing its nipples, no?