Random thoughts

[Matty]

It's still wrong, and it'll still end badly one way or the other. But fok. Live a little, it says in the brochure.

I do need to scrape the baby color scheme off of my room ASAP.

 

[Mudcat]

I don't know why you say that. I mean, sure, becoming a couple pretty much has to end in tears one way or another. There is no way around that. But you can't dwell on that. You take your shot.

Hopefully she is on board. It sounds like she is. If not, then that would be a setback but whatever - once the butterflies have set in, you have to find out. You can't go through life wondering what if?



Good luck. She looks like a lovely girl.

 

[Matty]

Thanks Muddy. She is on board for whatever. Her most common answer to my questions is "ok!" with that semi-airhead-wth-a-PhD tone that Fiver picked up on.

Ok!

:magichappens:

(I'm half-kidding. Lovely, she is.)

 

[Mudcat]

You never realize how plugged up your ears were until they suddenly pop.

 

[Bread]

I don't know why you say that. I mean, sure, becoming a couple pretty much has to end in tears one way or another. There is no way around that. But you can't dwell on that. You take your shot.

Hopefully she is on board. It sounds like she is. If not, then that would be a setback but whatever - once the butterflies have set in, you have to find out. You can't go through life wondering what if?



Good luck. She looks like a lovely girl.

So stupid, these rules, are they not? Fucking bullshit. I didn't sign up for any of this.

 

[betplom]

Plommer do you think Natalie Portman would lick your balls until you release for $40?

Daft that would certainly fall under the "making the magic happen" category.

Daft, I get the impression you also enjoy having your balls licked until you pop.
Was that a dealbreaker with you and the departed Mrs Daft?

 

[fiveteamer]

Man this is going to be a fuckin train wreck. Well it's not like we all didn't try to warn you

 

[Matty]

Fiver don't be like that. Fiver we'll always have Zelda's.

 

[fiveteamer]

Matty what you are trying to do right here is like trying to hit a hole in one on the fukkin moon

You want a relationship with this girl? That's what she will be expecting after you stick your hairy french rod inside of her.

I don't think she's going to be all like *GIRL VOICE* "Oh yeah, let's just fuck once in a while and continue to be really good roommates and shit". Not happening. Hell even I know that and I do not know shit about women.

 

[Matty]

Fiver I know that too. Fiver we might be taking a shot at being an adult here.

:whoamikidding:

 

[Bread]

fiver drop some knowledge on this fool.

Fiver nobody knows women like we do

 

[fiveteamer]

Oh, if you're going for a relationship here then that is cool. I'll officially have no single friends. I just remembered you telling me, and I quote, *FRENCH ACCENT "I JUST WANT TO FUCK AS MANY CUNTS AS I CAN". I have to say I was a bit taken aback by those comments but I thought you were a man of your word. I GUESS NOT SIR. GOOD DAY.

 

[Bread]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Matty]

lolz

I said no such thing. But you're making me rethink all this.

(No you're not.)

 

[MrMonkey]

Fiver, you will always have me as a friend over the internet!

 

[roguejuror]

Can't believe he's going to leave you hanging fivey.

 

[Matty]

Fiver I'm not going back to a Fiver & Nicole kinda relationship. We talked about that the first time we went drinking. But Fiver this girl knows everything about me, even the fact that I was hiding cocaine in my netbook and doing it in while she was around, during the first week we were living together. Fiver she's completely square yet she's cool with my malfunctions. She's totally worth giving a shot.

Being brutally honest works Fiver.

 

[Rubyn]

Don't do it, Matty. You will just end up hurting her.