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Matty
Dood - So what do I need to do if I want the apartment?

Me - Just send me your employment/income info along with references and I'll forward that to the landlord.

Dood - I'm a law student. Can I just tell the landlord that I'm a student?

Me - Sure, just explain to him how you intend on paying rent.

Dood - Man, I need a summer job.

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He must've thought it was one of those places that provides lodging in exchange for sparkling conversation.
 
betplom
Mudcat, an update on the Licks burgers would be appreciated.
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Don't know what to tell you. They came and provided a barbecue lunch. I had one burger. It was just so-so. It was a decent size - which is why I only had one - but it didn't come close to measuring up to my own burgers taste-wise.

But I'd have to say it was better than the sandwich I had planned.

They also provided a fruit plate from which I nabbed 3 very large strawberries. They looked better than they actually were.
 
Dood is some random guy who responded to my Craigslist ad.

I signed a new lease elsewhere for July 1st without giving the landlord the mandatory 60-day notice (I gave like 30). Landlord agreed not to cash my June check in return for me showing both my apt. and the vacant one upstairs. Another landlord woulda told me to kindly get fucked and woulda cashed my check, forcing me to pay double rent (I already paid for the last month when I moved in.) I dunno if I'm making myself clear.

Long story short, I'm saving two grand with this deal. :megaman:

I found a nice girl for the upstairs apt. last night, now it's down to my place. Not gonna be easy boys. Lots of weirdos out here in the classy Annex area.
 
Plommeur the italics indicate sarcasm. The Annex is anything but classy.

Rosedale is so bourgeois it's not even funny. I went to eat at Pastis Express with the GF last fall. Not bad at all.

Helpful tip I got from an ex-GF - when going to a fancy restaurant, it is better to underdress than to go in wearing a cheap suite. Hockey t-shirt and faded jeans tell the waiter that you just don't care, so you must be filthy rich. Royal service lasts right until your credit card gets denied.

:aok:
 
Plommer just noticed the italics. His eyes ain't what they used to be.

Matty Plommer is really impressed with your English skills - the move to Toronto must have really helped.

As a Froncophone you will have no trouble getting work as a translator or something.
 
MonkeyF0cker
I dislike large strawberries. I find that the smaller strawberries are better packed with flavor and less rigid.

I have odd eating habits though.
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My first job of any consequence was on a fruit farm. There were about 20 different kinds of strawberries and the very best ones were also the biggest. (I believe they were called Vespers ??)

However everywhere I have gone since then, the taste of a strawberry declines with size.

But it seems that I will never forget those magnificent huge strawberries at Pallett's Fruit Farm and I will be chasing the high forever.
 
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