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that leg hair has got me and Plommer feeling

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We are having a free lunch tomorrow at work. It is going to be a barbecue with the burgers supplied by Licks.

I have no complaint about a free lunch and I have had Licks burgers before and they are adequate, but my random thought is this:

I don't like the name Licks for an eating establishment.

Licking and food? Just not mental images I need together.
 
My recent experience with Licks (Martin Grove & Rexdale Blvd) was negative.

The original owners have sold out and all the locations are now franchises, mostly owned by people from the SE Asian community.

Plommer asks for tomato on his burger, dude behind counter grabs a single wafer thin slice of tomato and places it on plommers burger like it was made of gold or something. Plommer says "more please" and receives another wafer thin tomato slice.

Plommer misses the days when greasy Greek men owned and operated all the burger joints in the GTA, you want tomato?
Here, have a whole fukkin tomato on your burger, pal.

Thats how it used to be. Back in the good old days.

Muddy, goodluck tomorrow, pal.


PS: If you are ever in Dunnville Ontario, check out Mudcat the mascot.

http://www.dunnvillemudcat.com/

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My recent experience with Licks (Martin Grove & Rexdale Blvd) was negative.

The original owners have sold out and all the locations are now franchises, mostly owned by people from the SE Asian community.

Plommer asks for tomato on his burger, dude behind counter grabs a single wafer thin slice of tomato and places it on plommers burger like it was made of gold or something. Plommer says "more please" and receives another wafer thin tomato slice.

Plommer misses the days when greasy Greek men owned and operated all the burger joints in the GTA, you want tomato?
Here, have a whole fukkin tomato on your burger, pal.

Thats how it used to be. Back in the good old days.

Muddy, goodluck tomorrow, pal.


PS: If you are ever in Dunnville Ontario, check out Mudcat the mascot.

http://www.dunnvillemudcat.com/

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Those greek places were usually so, so good. I still have a small one in my neighbourhood... It's a small little place on Runnymede and Annette and is called Grillway Restaurant.... Usually the giveaway for those places is the white and blue signage...Guess those are the greek flag colours.
 
Back in the early 80's The "Fire Pit" opened on Rexdale Blvd just around the corner from the house I grew up in, first week of business burgers were free to attract customers, "Fire Pit" burgers were awesome, then the Greeks got old and sold out to the Indians and Koreans and it hasn't been the same.

Plommer thinks the Greeks are the best hamburger/souvlaki makers out there.

After anal sex its what they do best.
 
...and running their country into the ground. When I first moved to Toronto, I went to Ryerson and there was a dive on Carlton/Gerrard and was called Mr Tasty's Homeburgers. Same deal. They would put tzatziki sauce all over the burger if you asked....and everything would leave a huge mess of grease all over the wax paper. Mrquincy agrees with plommer 100% about greeks and hamburgers.
 
Plommer knew Mr Tasty.

The Greeks didn't use much imagination in naming their joints but fuck could they make a great hamburger.

Plommer also remembers seeing more than a few greasy Greek men prepare his breakfast while smoking a cigarette.

The Greeks plommer knew loved to smoke, gamble, and fill an anus with their kok, not necessarily in that order.
 
Dood - So what do I need to do if I want the apartment?

Me - Just send me your employment/income info along with references and I'll forward that to the landlord.

Dood - I'm a law student. Can I just tell the landlord that I'm a student?

Me - Sure, just explain to him how you intend on paying rent.

Dood - Man, I need a summer job.

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