Random thoughts

[Matty]

I just had a bunch of native English speakers ask me what "FWIW" meant. IMHO this is bullshit, I mean WTF.

 

[stevek173]

ROFL

 

[MrX]

I had to look up s2r last night. I suppose all you perverts know what that means.

 

[Matty]

MrX is online-dating?

 

[MrX]

MrX is online-dating?

Wordfeud girlfriend.

 

[Mudcat]

I had to look up s2r last night. I suppose all you perverts know what that means.

I didn't. Had to look it up.

 

[Mudcat]

I must say, I don't like when people start using computer acronyms when speaking. Like if someone actually said "L-O-L" to me I would be inclined to hit them in the face with a salmon.

 

[roguejuror]

MrX what happened of your internet girlfriend from Texas?

 

[MrX]

MrX what happened of your internet girlfriend from Texas?

That's who wanted to see my kok last night. If I was thinking clearly, I would have sent my kindergarten self-portrait.

 

[betplom]

That's who wanted to see my kok last night. If I was thinking clearly, I would have sent my kindergarten self-portrait.

You had a cock in kindergarten?

Lucky bastard, when I was in kindergarten I only had a pecker.

 

[MrX]

You had a cock in kindergarten?

Lucky bastard, when I was in kindergarten I only had a pecker.

It was glorious, have you not seen the drawing?

 

[betplom]

It was glorious, have you not seen the drawing?

No, and I plan on keeping it that way, pal.

You kindercocker.

 

[MrX]

Your loss, pal.

I so want to change my title to kindercocker, but I dunno...

 

[roguejuror]

Hehe hehe. plommer has met his match.

 

[Mudcat]

Kindergarten was a long time ago for me but as I recall, I had more of a firehose.

 

[Mudcat]

Oh shit.

Looks like I accidentally bought light peanut butter on my last trip to the store. I hope it's okay. I always get regular.

I'm not happy. I'm afraid it's going to be wimpy peanut butter. Checking the stats, I don't really care about any of the stuff that's different. My weight is not a problem so I don't care about a few less calories and percentage points of fat. I have high cholesterol but both types show 0 mg cholesterol so no issue there.

The light peanut butter actually has more carbohydrates than the regular - 2% versus 1%. What's up with that? I don't know.

I mostly just care about the taste. I am a quality-of-life type of guy. We all make deliciousness versus health consciousness decisions all the time - and I lean towards deliciousness in this case. Even if the regular peanut butter had more cholesterol than the light, I would still go with the regular. That's how I roll.

I enjoy my peanut butter on raisin toast several mornings a week. I really enjoy it.

Well, I still have a bit left in the open jar of the regular. I'll finish that before I open the new jar. That's also how I roll.

I just hope and pray the light peanut butter is okay and not wimpy. I will report back to the forum.

 

[betplom]

You will still die alone.

 

[Mudcat]

At least I won't die full of regret because I always went for "light" products instead of enjoying the full richness of "regular" products.

I will have some regret because I occasionally got the light product by mistake - but I will know my heart was pure.

I just won't have anyone to talk to about it.