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I miss Muddy in the daytime! :sad:

Random thought: I miss muddy.



Thanks dudes. It is a bitter thing for me to have my involvement here cut down so much. Now I get home and take a look at the forum and there is so much new stuff. There are threads with 100's of posts that weren't there when I left in the morning. I know there is all kinds of shit going on in there but there is no way I can keep up and it makes me feel lonely.
 
While driving to work today, I saw a guy out walking wearing one of those conical Chinese hats. There was no sign he was kidding around. I think he was really wearing it.


:kato:

Hahaha!

Reminds me of a guy at college who has a half shaved head, wears shorts and a half-sleeve t-shirt in the snow and sometimes wears a saw mask as well :excl:

Can't try and sneak a picture of him since I'm afraid he'll catch me and chop me into little pieces :sad:
 
If a bear is charging at you, lay face down on the ground and push out a fart.

The bear will think you're rotting meat and lose interest.

The tv guy didn't say what you should do if you can't fart on command though so I'm afraid this is the end of my outdoor survival tips.
 
Seems iffy. It's not just the fart-on-command factor - but some farts smell much more like death than others. What if the bear is coming and you decide to follow this strategy but the fart you finally succeed in forcing out is one of those fairly benign, impotent farts? By the time you realize what has happened, the bear would be right on top of you. You'll be sorry you put all your eggs in the fart-that-smells-like-death basket then.

No, this situation doesn't feel solved to me at all.