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Mudcat
Sometimes I think about painting but I don't want to paint. I just want to write about things I want to paint.

One thing I want to paint is a family scene around a beautifully decorated Christmas tree. There is dad, mom, big sister and little brother. The painting is set in the 1950's and everyone looks happy and wholesome amidst the tinsel and candy canes.

In the scene dad has just opened a wrapped box and is peering down inside. Mom and big sister can't yet see the gift but they are bursting with excitement and anticipation. Dad however is looking into the box and appears very puzzled. Little brother is laughing his fool head off.

The name of the painting is LEATHER UNDERWEAR FROM JUNIOR.
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LOL. Norman Rockwell-esque.
 
RogueJuror
Rubyn make this thread happy again
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Juror, I could tell magical tales of blow jobs and anal sex that never was, but that would be attention whorish.

Instead, I'll leave you with this:

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RogueJuror
What other ways are your top 4 bread?
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4. Drowning. Some people dread this. I rank it quite high in my most-desired ways to die. Seems pretty quick and painless as long as you gulp up rather quickly.

3. Beaten to death by a pack of negroes. Just seems right.

2. Drug OD. I enjoy pushing my body and brain to the brink. Why not go out this way? It sucks because it's such a smudge on your life. "Died from drug OD." But seriously, who can I possibly dissapoint even more at this point? My dad?? Robyn???? LOL!!

1. Eaten alive by the rare Danish Hen Wolf of Guam. It is a little-known fact that they are toothless creatures and in order to survive, they resort to gumming their prey to death.

How bout you Roguey? I bet your number one is to be stabbed in the heart by a Catholic werewolf with a smurf.
 
Bread
4. Drowning. Some people dread this. I rank it quite high in my most-desired ways to die. Seems pretty quick and painless as long as you gulp up rather quickly.
3. Beaten to death by a pack of negroes. Just seems right.
2. Drug OD. I enjoy pushing my body and brain to the brink. Why not go out this way? It sucks because it's such a smudge on your life. "Died from drug OD." But seriously, who can I possibly dissapoint even more at this point? My dad?? Robyn???? LOL!!
1. Eaten alive by the rare Danish Hen Wolf of Guam. It is a little-known fact that they are toothless creatures and in order to survive, they resort to gumming their prey to death.

How bout you Roguey? I bet your number one is to be stabbed in the heart by a Catholic werewolf with a smurf.
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Didn't we have a drugged-out convo about this at 7am?..Or was that someone else?
 
Sometimes I think about painting a magical Pen Man who always carries around dozens of pens in his pockets. This is a man who loves pens. Her likes to write with pens and he likes to share the gift of pens with the world.

He has long wild hair. He is freaky and enthusiastic and hippy dippy.

In this painting the Pen Man is holding up a handful of pens like a bouquet. There is a look of frenzied excitement in his eye. Someone has just asked him if they can borrow a pen.

The title of the painting is

WHAT COLOR?
 
I don't get it Bread.

Obviously I don't know your full story but on the surface at least you appear to have it pretty good. Beautiful wife, good looking guy, apparently healthy, active social life and undoubtedly a pretty decent job. Why the fascination with death?

Generally people who talk about it with such affection are either crying for help, or crying for attention. People who truly long for the sweet rapture of death don't speak on it they take action on it.

I guess some people (maybe you included) might actually be fascinated with the thought of all the answers being revealed but shouldn't the focus in the meantime be knowing all the questions?
 
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