Random thoughts

[Matty]

I did the tagging.

 

[Mudcat]

Job interview this afternoon. Some unsuspecting HR person is about to have their pants charmed off.



Rock on bruthers.




Gonna clip those fingernails
Get used to it
Gonna trim the nose hairs
I ain't lyin'

 

[wal66]

What's this job for Muddy?

 

[Teela]

Good luck, Muddy! If all else fails, break out the harmonica and sing. Guaranteed pants on the floor.


Unless it's a dude and I'm not sure you really want that.



...But maybe you do. I'm not judging.

 

[Rubyn]

Thank you but I'm fine. I was okay with the relationship being over and now it probably isn't (unless I want it to be). I'm fine and dandy.

What about her things that you threw in the dumpster??

 

[Archie]

cameron diaz does not look too on the today show this morning

 

[Matty]

What about her things that you threw in the dumpster??

.

 

[Archie]

Pretty sure it happened shortly after this picture was taken. (Love the fact that Matt's friend tagged Fiver merely as "Drunk Guy."

OH WOW

almost missed this pic

Fiver is so photogenic

almost a sexy duck lip face there by Matty

 

[Mudcat]

What's this job for Muddy?

It's yer basic warehouse shipper/receiver position at a place that sells industrial safety equipment.

 

[Mudcat]

What about her things that you threw in the dumpster??

Shit is gone.

It's her doing. She told me to ditch the stuff. I contacted her offering to return it to her but she said (being a bitch) to just throw it out. The first time she said that, I didn't. I held on to it anyway figuring I would double-check later. Not that there was a ton of valuable stuff but come on. She lives 3 inches from me. I'll make a special trip to drop it off. But nope, I asked again and she said it again: just throw it out. So I did.

Then two days later she's phoning me and making nice. Nutty broad.



Your shit is gone for good
Get used to it
Ain't never coming back
I ain't lyin'



Okay I'll stop.

 

[Bread]

Never stop.

 

[Matty]

Muddy do you ever tell Jenny that she's being a bitch, when she's being a bitch?

 

[betplom]

Then two days later she's phoning me and making nice. Nutty broad.

The vast majority of them are nutty, pal.

I think it's in their genetic makeup.

 

[fiveteamer]

Guy told me to look drunker so I complied with his request.

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy do you ever tell Jenny that she's being a bitch, when she's being a bitch?

No. I'm not much on the name-calling. She calls herself a bitch sometimes.

I might jokingly call her that in good times but that's not what you're asking.

About the furthest I go down that road when she starts getting irrational - I might ask if she's been drinking. I might say something like, "Do you feel like you're making sense right now?"

I am much more reason-things-through than volcanic.

For better and worse.

 

[Archie]

"do you feel like your making sense right now?"


I gotta try that one tonight.

I'm sure i'll be physically assaulted

 

[Matty]

"do you feel like your making sense right now?"


I gotta try that one tonight.

I'm sure i'll be physically assaulted

I feel the same way. Name-calling has the advantage of being too childish to be taken seriously.

 

[betplom]

I might say something like, "Do you feel like you're making sense right now?"

No way hearing that pisses her off.

Well played, Mauer.

I think she would likely prefer being called a bitch or cunt than hearing you utter that phrase, pal.