Random thoughts

[senco78]

x2

has she dutch ovened you yet Matty?

 

[Tron]

I just slept for 18 hours I feel reborn.

But feel like I missed so much.

You were better off asleep. You didn't miss anything.

 

[Matty]

People fart. They do.

 

[betplom]

People fart. They do.

A pussy will fart loudly when a coke can kok is quickly withdrawn from it.

AMIRITE?

 

[Matty]

A pussy will fart loudly when a coke can kok is quickly withdrawn from it.

AMIRITE?

Actually, no. No suction noise at all from this one. I like.

 

[betplom]

Actually, no. No suction noise at all from this one. I like.

Yet.

 

[fiveteamer]

One of my thumbs is very swollen and sore. What the hell did I do last night?

 

[Matty]

One of my thumbs is very swollen and sore. What the hell did I do last night?

You want me to tell the story?

 

[Tron]

Matty didn't you mention that your asshole is raw today?

 

[Matty]

Fiver crushes P.

 

[fiveteamer]

Not last night I didn't.

 

[Badnina]

Teela, Muddy, and Cali...I am so sorry to hear of all the goings on while I was on vacation.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

hahah congrats mr. matty!!!

thanks for all the condolences.

sorry i've been MIA my mom is visiting from california.

 

[Mudcat]

Teela, Muddy, and Cali...I am so sorry to hear of all the goings on while I was on vacation.

Thank you but I'm fine. I was okay with the relationship being over and now it probably isn't (unless I want it to be). I'm fine and dandy.



In other news, I have started working on a song the last couple days where the verses are in the repeating format:

[line]
Get used to it
[line]
I ain't lyin'

It's kind of fun and it is taking on a life of its own outside the song. You can plug stuff in there from anywhere. It could work for recent developments of this thread.

Mad dumplings coming home
Get used to it
Two good farts left in there
I ain't lyin'


I crack myself up. I may have gone mad.

 

[reno cool]

yes! I like where you're headed with this.

 

[Blitty]

 

[roguejuror]

So what did happened to the thumb?

 

[Bread]

One of my thumbs is very swollen and sore. What the hell did I do last night?

So what did happened to the thumb?

Pretty sure it happened shortly after this picture was taken. (Love the fact that Matt's friend tagged Fiver merely as "Drunk Guy."