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When I sneeze it is like a cat 3 hurricane. It is a very dramatic event. My sneezes are very manly and sometimes dangerous. I feel a tremendous amount of relief when I get it out of my system. Conversely, if I stifle a sneeze I become extremely agitated.

Allergic to hurricanes?

See your doctor, there may be medication for that.
 
On Wednesday, I had a lunch date. I pulled into a private parking lot and then immediately tried getting out. Unless you have an access code, there's no way to leave. I ended up scraping up the side of my car. $2000-$3000 worth of damage later.... Stupid fucking garage.

Cliffs notes:

Women (in general) don't navigate tight spots as well as men (in general) when driving.



Hopefully your insurance covers it and doesn't raise your premiums though. : (
 
On Wednesday, I had a lunch date. I pulled into a private parking lot and then immediately tried getting out. Unless you have an access code, there's no way to leave. I ended up scraping up the side of my car. $2000-$3000 worth of damage later.... Stupid fucking garage.

If there were any doubters left, this should confirm you are female.
 
Bread I would tell you to calm down but what fun would that be???

I say make some real demands

There has been nary a tit on this website and the men have flaunted their goods for well over a year

My friend you will be glad to know that there is a binding agreement that Cali will show her tits within one month at which time I have to show my not so impressive at this point pecs. THAT is my end game. For anyone who doesn't get Stevies as a poster THAT is what I am capable of.