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Sounds like my dad. My dad's sneezes can be felt in every corner of the house. He can sneeze in the basement and wake up the cat sleeping 2 floors up. My dad has sneezes that are so immense and dramatic they really should be given titles and catalogued.

I myself have pretty conventional sneezes I think. I do really enjoy a good sneeze though. They usually come in pairs for me. 86% of the time it is pairs.

I never stifle a sneeze. I am too afraid my eyeballs would pop out of their sockets and dangle down upon my cheeks.
 
On Wednesday, I had a lunch date. I pulled into a private parking lot and then immediately tried getting out. Unless you have an access code, there's no way to leave. I ended up scraping up the side of my car. $2000-$3000 worth of damage later.... Stupid fucking garage.
 
There is this bird, I think it's a sparrow just outside my house. The little fucker is so loud it's very audible over my air conditioning. I could put up with it some at first. Now my subconscious hates it. If it is chirping, I can't sleep. It starts about 530 in the morning. I don't own a gun but if I did being that I am surrounded by businesses I would probably be in jail or be paying a hefty fine and the bird would be shot and burnt to death along with its babies. In the meantime it owns me and it dictates my sleep schedule. This little fuck sent by Satan.
 
On Wednesday, I had a lunch date. I pulled into a private parking lot and then immediately tried getting out. Unless you have an access code, there's no way to leave. I ended up scraping up the side of my car. $2000-$3000 worth of damage later.... Stupid fucking garage.

FYI this is extremely fucked up and if 174 finds out who should be held accountable all hell will break loose.
 
On Wednesday, I had a lunch date. I pulled into a private parking lot and then immediately tried getting out. Unless you have an access code, there's no way to leave. I ended up scraping up the side of my car. $2000-$3000 worth of damage later.... Stupid fucking garage.

Sometimes tight fits are good and other times they are bad.

This seems like the bad version.
 
On Wednesday, I had a lunch date. I pulled into a private parking lot and then immediately tried getting out. Unless you have an access code, there's no way to leave. I ended up scraping up the side of my car. $2000-$3000 worth of damage later.... Stupid fucking garage.

This happened to me but I ended up both scraping the roof and trunk of my rental car at the time and damaging all 4 tires because it had those spike things that prevent you from leaving.

Those things suck meatballs.