Random thoughts

[reno cool]

oh yes MrQ. chocolate covered almonds

this might be my favorite though

 

[reno cool]

Wow! It's not like Ivory Coast is a place no one ever heard off. They have a football team, they're in the olympics. Amazing

 

[Matty]

I just touched my fuckin' toes without bending my knees, holy shit boys.

 

[Archie]

I just touched my fuckin' toes without bending my knees, holy shit boys.

pic proof or ban

 

[MrX]

It's a trick. Probably had his foot amputated or something.

 

[Matty]

Fuck you boys, I did it!

[video=youtube_share;cvS0VgsHNRI]https://youtu.be/cvS0VgsHNRI[/video]

 

[reno cool]

ah, aren't you're supposed to keep your feet together? :

 

[Matty]

ah, aren't you're supposed to keep your feet together? :

I bet I can do that tomorrow. Took just 2 weeks to go from like 10 inches off the ground to zero.

Fuck you reno!

 

[reno cool]

I just tried spreading my legs like that and it's still not easy, can only reach on a hop.

 

[Matty]

Another two weeks and I won't need a wife anymore. #selfblowies

 

[Cami]

I hate people today.
not all of them, just most of them.

 

[Mudcat]

Over-rated. People.

 

[Cami]

They really are. Shit my circle so small...it's not even a circle. that bitch is a triangle...and no, not a love one.

 

[Mudcat]

Here's the latest thing:

It seems that every night now, I bloat up like a balloon. I wake up in the middle of the night to pee and I see myself in the mirror and my belly is comically way the fucking hell out to here.

I usually see it before I feel it but once I see it, I can feel the pressure in there, no doubt governed by Boyle's law and whatnot.

And then I usually start pressing at it. It seems like the thing to do. Whack myself in the gut with fists and roll them around in there.

Cause and effect, burps or farts or both follow a minute or so later. Sometimes they are modest but sometimes they are pretty significant. Probably if I really worked at it I could clear things out almost back to normal, but it's the middle of the night. I just go back to sleep. It all seems to work itself out anyway by the time I wake up for real.

I am thin again as I start into my morning.




No big deal. It's just a bit weird to suddenly turn into a character from Willy Wonka every night.

 

[Mudcat]

Ever think about what the opposite of yap is?

Like yap as in Shantyism for yes. But do you ever think what no should be?

I have an answer. I use both all the time in my internal dialogue. For me, the opposite of yap is nape.

 

[MrMonkey]

My son got us one of these to always have our eye on Peanut from MrsM's phone even when not home! Even spits out a treat! :

 

[Mudcat]

What a world we live in.

 

[roguejuror]

What a world we live in.

that mister monkey operates it also